75 Chapter 75 (1/2)
Chapter 75
”Guys, I found a-” was all James, and the party, and the core chat, heard before a sudden gurgling splash and scream, followed by silence. Well, not exactly silence, there was running and cursing from the raid party, and a loud dinging notification on James's screen showing he had just received another achievement.
”What the hell?” James mumbled as he pulled up the achievement. He hadn't been watching the party as intently as he should have, as they were currently making their way through the abandoned city, killing off the groups of mobs they found. Currently, the honey badger was tracking down a Spy, which James had been looking over, that was hiding alongside an alleyway. He had also zoomed out a bit, in order to give the core chat a better view of the city, and the mobs roaming around within it. Ideally, everyone was looking forward to the B.L.U. versus raid party fight, and James had been curious how close the group was to stumbling across the boss.
Of course, that meant he hadn't been watching the whole party, and as a result, he must have missed something. That something, was easily explained when he opened the achievement.
Achievement Unlocked – Caught Em With Their Pants Down – Successfully kill an adventurer with a toilet mimic. Reward- 2,000 xp, 500 resources, 1 Dungeon Token
”You didn't.” Rue was staring at James, mouth agape. She teetered on the verge of confusion and laughter, and James couldn't help but let out a dark laugh. Oh yes, he had. Originally, he had planned on putting X-Ray's 'shrine' on the third floor as a giant toilet, surrounded by toilet mimics, because screw him. However, after the developer's likely intervention that saved James an extra bit of pummeling, he had decided against it.
Of course, that didn't mean he changed his mind about using the toilet mimics. Oh no, those were still prime for the using, and his second floor was a great place to install some, choice plumbing. It was a post-apocalyptic city, of course it would make sense for there to be abandoned, decrepit toilets in some of the buildings. As such, James had spent some resources to place about a dozen or so toilets throughout the city in some of the buildings. Then, he had activated his special mob types, selected his glorious toilet mimics, and placed them in a single one. Thanks to their ability, Mischievous Mimic, the toilet mimic he spawned was randomly swapping places with other toilets.
Because of this, when Gno-more had gone searching the houses, away from the party, as rogues tend to do, the poor adventurer had stumbled upon his brand new toilet mimic in all of its porcelain glory. And, as it seemed the mimics on the floor were prone to do, it was much higher level than the ordinary mob, meaning it made a quick, tasty snack, of the poor assassin.
”I mean, did you really think I wouldn't?” James waved his tentacles in the air in a shrug and turned back to chat. Yup, once again, his dungeon's antics were causing quite the stir.
AllMightyHammer- Did that, did he just get an achievement involving a toilet mimic?
Lllllllaaaammmmmaaaa- That's just shitty, why'd it have to be the rogue?
Blaster2000- Dude, it's always the rogue. Freaking never trust one to stick with the party
ZyneKill3r- Forget that man, TOILET MIMIC, wtf????!!!!!
TyrHarder- Legit, we want the replay