C79 (1/2)
Fatty Lei nodded, ”Big brother, you just came back last night and fell asleep!”
I smiled. ”Do you have a beautiful dream lover?”
Fat Lei forced a bitter smile and said embarrassedly, ”Don't tell others! Old Nai saw it! ”It looks like it was carved from the same mold as Fan Bingbing.”
Looking at Fat Lei's unsatisfied expression, which still held some hope, I smirked. ”Hey, do you want to meet with Fan Bing Bing again tonight?”
Fat Lei didn't hesitate and used all his strength to nod at me. She really wanted to slap him with her big mouth, ”Alright, don't regret it. I'll invite her over tonight.”
Fatty Lei quickly grabbed my hand, ”Brother, I was joking! You can't just watch me die! ”
”How many times did you do it last night!”
Fatty Lei did not have any intention of blushing and did not hesitate to tell me, ”You should at least do it more than ten times! How did it end? I'm broken. ”
Over ten times, even if he were fatter, his life would still be tough enough to survive. I made him lie down flat and closed his eyes, thinking of nothing else, ”Fatty, I will teach you a few chants that will help you to ease up. I will recite one, but you will learn a few. ”It's hard to end Yin and Yang in a short period of time. Zhulu has not cultivated for many years, and if you can reach the Yin and Yang principle, then the heavens and earth will be in your palm.”
Fatty Lei finished reciting the first four sentences of the Superclass and his snores also sounded out, making him sleep soundly. I smiled, if it was a normal person who had finished reciting the four chants and had a complete understanding of the situation, they would have already had their delusions or despairing expressions. Fatty Lei was able to sleep peacefully in sleep, thinking that no matter how talented he was, he was still not an ordinary person.
Fatty Lei was sleeping soundly. In the middle, Ling Xiaozi came over to ask about the situation and what we need?
Just as Ling Xiaozi was about to leave, he turned around and looked at me strangely, ”Benefactor Huang, the area around Dragon Gate Mountain is not so peaceful. When there's nothing to do, it's best not to go out.”
My face instantly turned cold. The meaning behind my words was so profound that it almost broke a window. I suppressed my anger and said, ”Taoist Ling Xiao has reminded me that junior will definitely pay attention.”
”Alright, Benefactor Huang, come look for me in the main hall if you need anything.” Ling Xiaozi bowed slightly.
”Wait a minute!” I took a step forward to block his path, ”Taoist Ling Xiao, your Taoist skills are profound and your heritage is over a hundred years. If I may ask, why are there so many ghosts haunting the vicinity of Longmen Mountain?”
”Ha ha!” Ling Xiaozi's face revealed a sinister smile, ”Benefactor Huang, to be honest, there are many Daoists in our sect, acting in the name of justice and chivalry is the rule our ancestors broke. Naturally, there are many ghosts that are offended, and this is the reason why I reminded you.”
Humph! It was simply bullshit. He had the ability to fool primary school students and boast. He could even compete with Fatty Lei. He was too lazy to waste his breath on him, so after a few simple words of thanks, he sent Ling Xiaozi away.
At ten o'clock in the afternoon, Seventh Uncle and Yin Jie returned with depressed expressions. There was no need to ask; they already knew that they had not found the Daoist Tomb. Fatty Lei was still sleeping soundly, snoring loudly.
I moved closer to Seventh Uncle. ”There's something wrong with Ling Xiaozi. I suspect that the situation we encountered yesterday was a trap set up by him.”
Seventh Uncle's expression was cold. He didn't say anything and was silent for a moment. ”Did you and Fatty Lei chat?” ”What was it last night?”
I couldn't help but laugh. ”That … He said it was Fan Bing Bing. ”
Seventh Uncle and Yin Ji opened their eyes wide at the same time, sweating!