Chapter 599 - Spider-Gwen-Pool (1/2)
”Alright, let's do it again,” Gwen stood in front of her mirror. She gazed at her hair, still containing cute pink streaks and her outfit now wildly different. ”I returned from London early because I easily passed the requirements for the diploma.” She gazed herself into the mirror, a smile forming on her lips as she nodded. ”Is that it? That's what you want to tell those guys? Come on! You were in London! Knock Knock! Hello? Any souvenirs?” A voice belonging to someone that nobody except Gwen could see, spoke up. Gwen looked down to her left shoulder, since the person wasn't reflected on the mirror, Gwen had to turn her head every now and then to gaze 'them'. There she sat, her palm-sized, perfectly proportionate body covered in a pink leotard with a white color scheme, pink boots, and the dress extending to a mask that had a bit of clothing left hanging on the backside of her head. ”Shut up!” Gwen grunted, ”And you aren't going to say anything stupid in front of them, Pool!”
”Well, you shouldn't have let your friend do that magic. I mean, our consciousness is now in this universe so we are kind of a ghost,” Another voice just as similar as Gwen and Gwenpool reminded. Dressed in a bodysuit with a white hoody over her spider-like mask, Spider-Gwen continued, ”Maybe you should explain to our dad, at least, how Kiara just made some hocus pocus and brought more of his daughters.
”Thank you for catching the readers up,” Gwenpool grinned, ”Now, Gwen, what I am going to say is extremely important,” Pool stood up and walked closer to Gwen's enormous ear, ”You have to pay this Nik back. He pulled your panties and now it's time for you to pull his!”
”Don't listen to her,” Spider rolled her eyes, jumping and skillfully making her way towards the shoulder occupied by Pool. ”Hey, this is my flesh base!” Before her complaints could register, she was shoved back by Spider, ”You came to hang out, right? Just do that.”
”Away, you bug!” Pool pushed spider away, making her tumble down Gwen's shoulder before peacefully falling on Gwen's bosom and barely holding herself up. Pool on the other hand whispered, ”When you meet him, pull his underpants so hard that his balls are pushed in!” Chuckling nefariously, Pool continued, ”Maybe give him a super massage after that and make him fall for you, too.”
'Let's do this again,' Gwen rolled her eyes, 'I am Gwen Stacy. My friend actually performed real magic and now, I am stuck with two consciousness of myself from another universe where they proclaim to be superheroes but considering that only I can see them, I think... I'm going clinically insane.'
Unwilling to hear the Gwenpool and Spider-Gwen arguing again on how to approach a situation, Gwen plugged her earphones to the jack of her smartphone and began listening to her favorite beat drops. 'Kalicity? I love her!' Gwenpool's cackling echoed in Gwen's head as she sighed. She did forget that her mind wasn't a personal space anymore. Not minding it though and still believing the fact that she might have just gone mad, Gwen accepted her situation and pulled her Capri pants up, pulling a whistle from Gwenpool.
”Sometimes I forget why some guys would want to pull your panties away! Spider! She got an ass better than both of us combined! I'm definitely going to become a ballet dancer!”
'They aren't real! You're just complimenting your own butt subconsciously!' Gwen mumbled internally before combing her hair slightly to look good enough as Spider-Gwen glared at Gwenpool. ”Shut up already! We might just break her!”
”But that's what the readers want! And the ass!” Gwenpool complained for the umpteenth time, ”I can't go through all the explanation, but... even I want the same thing for once!” She grinned, her mask only covering the top of her face with a pink layer of goggles covering her eyes and her lips widening with the greatest grin.
”Ah, I'm late!” Gwen exclaimed as she looked at the time and quickly walked out of the room, grabbing her backpack alongside and locking her door. It was already evening and with nothing else to do, she had already called Anna and made plans with 'her' only. The voices in her head had made it extremely awkward for Gwen to even look at Nik since she wasn't sure if she might do something inappropriate under Ann's presence. Why today? Because Nik was actually out with Mary to learn more about her work.
”So... Mary is the hot mother. And a hunk is out with her? Gah, my mind is a gutter!” Gwenpool hissed, making Spider-Gwen snort but the woman herself kept her silence while Gwen blushed hard at the words of her subconscious. ”I really need to get some medicine,” the blonde muttered as she locked the door to her apartment and walked down the stairs. The elevator was out of order due to annual servicing and the walk down the stairs was long! Emphasis on long! Gwenpool just won't sit quietly. She would jump on Gwen's head, try and force Spider-Gwen to play tag with her on Gwen's body and she would actually slip into Gwen's clothes. The worst part was, while she actually felt the sensation of touch, there was not a single bulge in her clothes, aside from her moderate bust. ”Cut it out!” Gwen finally hissed loudly, attracting attention from others on the street as both of them stopped, obediently sitting on their respective shoulders as Gwen nodded. ”They really stopped at my words. As expected, it wasn't magic but my own mind. I'll... ask dad...” Gwen mumbled while hearing Gwenpool's voice.
”It's too late. She's already broken! That's why everyone should learn the theory of multiverse to avoid mental collapse.”
”Or talk to Reed Richards,” Spider-Gwen added, ”Oh, but he isn't Mr. Fantastic yet. Give it a year, probably. Was it after Galactus tried to eat earth?”
”Stop!” Gwenpool groaned, ”Don't spoil it for others! There are so many spectators! I really want Wilson to explain everything! Wait, his female version! Yes, I want Wanda Wilson to explain everything!” she chimed.
Shaking her head, Gwen simply called for a cab while bobbing her head to the beats of the song playing in her head as she firmly held the strap of her backpack. Now her mind was blabbering about people she didn't know and of course, she didn't feel comfortable. A cab finally rolled in and picked Gwen up as she sent the details of the cab to her dad, one of the many things George had drilled into her daughter as a measure for safety. Within fifteen-minute, Gwen reached Anna's building and pressed the ringer for Anna to buzz her in and when Ann replied to her door, Gwenpool gaped, ”The hunk is 'deep' into her? This girl is divine!”
'Gah, don't go calling other girls divine!' Spider-Gwen sighed, already on the verge of giving up on her other Multiversal self. Gwenpool's words instantly made Gwen stammer as she now felt confused about her orientation when Nik walked up, surprising the trio blondes, ”Leave that girl! Now 'that' is divine!” The overzealous self of Gwen and Spider-Gwen exclaimed something that the two could finally agree upon unanimously.
”W-what are you doing here?” Gwen inquired as she staggered into the apartment as Nik tilted his head with an embarrassed expression, ”Mary kicked me out of her team and booked me a cab. Said that I was, too distracting,” Nik recalled how his presence was actually bothering Mary's interviews with other people, especially females and a few 'bold' men on the site. Well, it could also be the fact that Nik wasn't letting her rest after every interview and would always look for a chance to get his hands on her assets in a rather plain view. All things considered, Mary only sent Nik away after she herself was satisfied with the particular escapade.
”Oh, baby, you can distract me with those—”
”Do not complete that sentence!” Spider-Gwen shouted in a hurry while a crimson streak touched Gwen's cheeks and Nik looked at the two tiny figures that Anna didn't seem to have noticed. It was only a glance and boy did the girl with a leotard and tiny but tasteful thighs had stuff to say. 'Wait... what are 'these' in the first place? The personification of a devil and angel on one's shoulders that allow someone to make a decision... if yes, then why the hell am I seeing them and hearing them... could they be...'
Nik came to the conclusion that he didn't like at all, 'Ghosts?' His first and only encounter with a ghost had been strange, eerie, and slightly traumatic. Nobody should ever name their pet the color of their fur! No-one! And yet, that ghostly bitch kept calling 'Kuro, kuro,' as if the ghost of the cat would actually want to do anything with her.
”Oh,” Gwen nodded as Ann pulled her in, ”We were just starting our assignments. Come, we have strawberry power pop!” The brunette with high twintails grinned, ”Nik even brought a family pack of nachos so we have snacks already prepared.”