Chapter 481 - The Best Of Godfathers! (2/2)
Ray spouted sourly. He felt thrilled by the idea of spoiling Nik's little girl and dolling her up in goth dresses, cute princess dresses, and the likes. He had a wardrobe full of them. But the thought of not being as accomplished as Nik even though he was older than Nik stung Ray slightly. He ate another piece of chocolate before taking a bite of his ice cream and then drank his milkshake to feel better. But it didn't work for too long. Envy is one sour mistress and Ray didn't want to accompany one... but well, he still did.
”Well, to fuck men into impregnation is a High-tier evolutionary innate skill of a prime succubus...” Yar stated, feeling the same as Ray, ”Hey, let's not think too much, *munch*,” Yar devoured another piece of entire candy, ”What do you think we should prepare for Tanya? A gold-level item or a dark-gold?”
”Of course, a dark-gold... I need to let Brian know that finder's keeper. I am the Godfather, not him, hmph!”
”That's great... but we don't have more than three Dark-Golden items...” Yar recalled with a sigh as Ray hummed in indignation. Heck, when he was feeling extremely generous, he just had to find that he didn't have the funds to become so. ”Oh, how about this...?” Ray took out an item that made Yar smile in surprise. ”Well... this may just work.”
At this moment, Ye Zong knocked on Ray's door, ”Master... that Lu Piao kid is here once again. Do you want me to throw him out once again?”
Ray furrowed his brows. Just like Nik, he had established himself as the hidden master of the Glory City by taking away the 'delicious' family heads and male talents for himself. Ye Zong, of course, fit the bill and found himself warming Ray and Yar quite a bit later after Nik spread the news of expecting a child. And while Nik enjoyed tending to slightly lazy women and enjoyed their company, Ray turned out to be the opposite. He did not enjoy lazy men and from Nie Li's words, Lu Piao seemed to be one of the laziest the three-hundred-year-old champion knew of... but today... Ray was feeling reckless.
From their first expedition into the forest, Lu Piao had been nothing but extremely active in pursuing Ray as a female. He still didn't know the truth and how his life would change after meeting Ray's expectations.
”Just... let him in. I am too bored... and he is too stupid, it looks like a match...” Ray sighed while taking another bite out of his icecream.
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An emaciated old man with a withering beard and wrinkled face finally opened its narrow eyes and focused on the handsome, blue-haired youth with crimson eyes. Finally, the man's words echoed without even his dried lips moving, ”Ah, Brian, I think we came to an understanding that you'll step down from the position of my core disciple after two weeks once you gained those four items... I really need my grand-daughter to start her cultivation.”
”I understand it well,” unperturbed by the rotten smell in the humble cave with a single seat for the old man himself, surely, hiding a room filled with erotic stash that made Brian's master famous in the secular world in the first place, the Temporal Fiend continued, ”But, I am asking for a small favor, and you still are my master, even though we both don't like that. So, all I am asking is for a good little trinket in the hoard of treasure. Like... that Empress Gin's headband, Qilin's ribbon, Godchild socks, or even that Athena's goggles would work.”
”Brat...” the old man stated darkly, ”how dare you get a girlfriend... even I don't have one yet.”
”Correction, yours are dead, you ghoul,” Brian scoffed, ”And, just take out one of the items, what are you being stingy about? Do you want your knightly grand-daughter to know the bribes you are placing to keep her lack of talent hidden? Hmm? Ah, maybe, your grand-daughter is my girlfriend that I am aiming for~!”
”You wish!” The old man smiled, ”She isn't talentless... just leas fortunate. You should understand of all people that talent is merely a glorious word given to illogical existences. Right now, you are only illogical in the eyes of less fortunate... and I am quite the fortunate one. Now... I am willing to hand out a lower-level item than the ones you mentioned.”
With his objective achieved, Brian chose the Diamond-tier item he had been eyeing from the beginning, ”Then... the Three-eyed Titan Onesie!”
'Ray... to be a godfather, you are a little too green. I am calling dibs for every single firstborn from every one of Nik's harem... kakakaka!'
Meanwhile, the old man's expression turned strange but he still complied.
”Now go, let me cultivate in peace!”
”You mean masturbate!”
”It is a form of cultivation.”
'He should really be Nik's master... maybe the apostle can learn a few things himself.'
”Now, go! Don't disturb me! I've had enough of this no nut november! I'll come out of seclusion once another trend begins!”
The old man chuckled lightheartedly, making Brain go through a minor existential crisis on how such a debauched man can create items that even the Paradise covets... maybe... he should really try finding a girl for himself...
The man chuckled and then recalled how he just ended up stabbing his latest hook-up who tried to assassinate him. 'Yeah... first become the strongest, and then find a sexy wife~!'
Brian walked out with a cheerful expression. The titan onesie, despite its name and strengths is extremely... suitable for a young child. Of course, if giving the said child the strength of a rank 5 host was appropriate in the first place. Heck, even Brian would have worn this if it wasn't simply designed by a popular child fashionist.
”Master... don't worry, we'll get another fashion master design an onesie suitable for you.”
Brian's familiar spoke up as his voice rumbled, his words instantly pulling a humorous chuckled from Brian.
”I'd love that. Maybe a Behemoth Lion onesie.”
”A matching one... I'd like one, too.” Brian's familiar corrected, ”If it doesn't go against your wishes, Master.”
”No worries. We just have to get strong enough to hunt the Behemoth and we are set!”