Chapter 11: This time, it’s a club (2/2)

Han Shuo’s heart gave a great leap as he turned around to see the club descending, but at the same time, he suddenly felt that the club was falling rather slowly. He picked up his feet, and somehow easily avoided the attack.

Han Shuo gave a light “eh?” as he was slightly astonished, and once again dodged easily when he saw the club descending a second time. It was then that he realized that it wasn’t the zombie warrior that had gotten slower, it was that his speed and reflexes that had improved.

“Hehe, still didn’t get me!” He gave a weird cackle as he laid his worries to rest. He continued to evade all of the zombie warrior’s attacks. As he moved, he could feel his body become more and more agile, and even had the spare time to verbally ridicule Lisa.

Lisa had wanted to use the zombie warrior to get revenge for her, but who knew that the damned Bryan would suddenly become as limber as a monkey. He avoided the zombie warrior’s club attacks with a hop here, and a jump there, and even catcalled shamelessly, as if mocking her incompetence.

“Damned Bryan, you’re not going to get off this easily!” Lisa grew a bit distracted thanks to the pain coming from her butt. Upon seeing that the zombie warrior not able to get a bead on Han Shuo, she made a shrill threat, and dismissed the zombie warrior back to another dimension.

She tried to get up from the floor at the same time, but her butt was in too much pain after Han Shuo’s kick, and she cried out “aiyo!” as her legs gave way and she collapsed into a sitting position on the floor again.

Han Shuo was under no more pressure now that the zombie warrior had disappeared, but rather smiled foolishly and made his way to Lisa’s side. He dumbly extended a malnourished hand and said, “Let me take you to the infirmary.”

“None of your business, you damned idiot.” Tear tracks still streaked her face as she replied viciously to Han Shuo. She could still feel the pain radiating from her butt.

Han Shuo seemed to be flabbergasted after hearing her words, and a mischievous, evil glint slowly blossomed in his eyes. He extended his left hand and made as if to touch Lisa’s smooth, pert butt and said dumbly, “Then, let me rub it for you!”

Although Lisa had a vile temper, she was still a beauty. Although her chest wasn’t fully rounded out, her butt was uncommonly perky. His heart lurched immediately when he touched her butt, it felt exceedingly tender, yet firm, and was a delightful handful.

“Ah, go to hell Bryan! Don’t come near me!” Tears still sparkling on Lisa’s face, she immediately lost her head and screamed loudly when she felt her butt being touched by Han Shuo. She found strength from somewhere and pilipala beat Han Shuo with both arms and legs.

One of her feet in particular connected solidly with Han Shuo’s ankle. He lost his balance and came crashing down on Lisa, with his left hand still on her butt.

A delicate fragrance from Lisa wafted into his nose, and his heart lurched again. Lisa’s body felt soft beneath him, and his left hand was still cushioned by her butt. He could clearly feel how soft it was.

It was as if a thunderbolt had struck Lisa in that moment, and she froze there dumbly, staring back at Han Shuo.

But it lasted only a moment, and she didn’t continue to scream, but rather lifted both hands and started chanting with a cold face, “Oh endless darkness, turn into destructive bone arrows, and destroy according to my will…”

Han Shuo was horrified and agitated as he knew that that was the beginning of the necromancy spell bone arrow chant. He would be completely unable to dodge if the bone arrows shot at him from such close quarters. Perhaps even some parts of his body would be impaled by the bone arrows. That would not be fun, to say the least. And given that Lisa’s expression was icily cold, it was obvious that she wasn’t kidding. She really did want to kill Han Shuo.

A thought flashed like lightning through his mind as he decided to not wait for Lisa to finish the chant. He abruptly shot out his arms, pinned down Lisa’s slender arms and held her tightly. He followed that up with moving his face closed to her, and frantically smashing his open mouth against her cherry red lips.

“Destroy the… mmph mmph…” Lisa’s incantation was thus halted and wasn’t completed.

The two mouths met and a smooth, wet feeling flowed into Han Shuo’s heart. His entire mind felt out of it, as if he had ascended to the clouds in a split second. His entire being was drifting away, and he had no idea what was going on.

Even before he had landed in Bryan’s body, Han Shuo had never kissed a girl before. The feeling of kissing a girl had only existed in his theoretical musings before. Now that it had happened, his immediate reaction was to be dazed with astoundment. He only thought, this feeling — was much more wondrous than he had imagined.

Lisa’s face blushed hotly red as her breath came out unevenly. Her eyes were a haze of confusion and she was just as dazed as Han Shuo. She had no realization that she was being violated by Han Shuo at that very moment.

Lisa forcefully pushed Han Shuo away after a while and suddenly pointed at him, her little face flaming red, “Stupid Bryan, why do you always carry a bunch of weird things in your pants. Last time it was rocks, this time it’s a club.”

Han Shuo, “….”