Chapter 690 - Destroying a Treasure! (1/2)

"What the f*ck are you talking about? I am human! I have a mother and a father! I eat, I sleep, I play games! What more can I say?" said Jiang Fei.

"What about your master? Is he an alien?!" Han Tianyu shook Jiang Fei violently.

"Of course. He is the same as I am. Only stronger," said Jiang Fei as he rolled his eyes. Zhuge Shanzhen was just a product of his imagination. Technically speaking, he was neither human nor alien.

"Are you telling me the truth?" said Han Tianyu as he shook Jiang Fei once more.

"Sheesh. Why would I lie to you? It's not like I can get something in return," said Jiang Fei as he rolled his eyes again.

After hearing Jiang Fei's answer, Han Tianyu got closer to his face, to the point where his own nose was about to touch Jiang Fei's. All he could get from Jiang Fei was an annoyed face that was telling the truth.

"If you don't mind. Get your hands and face off me. I don't swing it that way. I like girls, with boobs and all. Not dicks," said Jiang Fei before shoving him away.

Han Tianyu was pushed off like a piece of paper and dropped to the ground with his knees buried on the sandy beach. He was in shock. He had genuinely thought that Jiang Fei was an alien that was sent to Earth to spy on humanity. He had even thought that if he went too far, Jiang Fei would kill him to silence him.

Jiang Fei and Ariel exchanged a look. Jiang Fei then walked up to Han Tianyu, who was kneeling motionless with a blank expression on his face.

He squatted down and casually slapped his face. Not too hard but just enough to snap him back to reality.

"Did you do something? Are you high on drugs? Is it too much or too little?" Jiang Fei joked before extending his hand to help Han Tianyu up to his feet.

Ariel walked closer to Jiang Fei and whispered, "He is in a state of shock. I'm not sure what he is thinking but I can tell that he was genuinely scared for a moment there."

Han Tianyu woke up from the delusion and accepted Jiang Fei's hand, pulling himself up.

"Man… I was so scared that I could have peed myself there," said Han Tianyu as he frantically checked his pants for pee stains.

"Scared? What the hell would a person like you scared of? Ex-girlfriends that you had cheated with?" said Jiang Fei.

"What is really going on with you?" said Jiang Fei as he gently slapped Han Tianyu at his side of his arm.

"Seeing you behaving like an immature brat… I'm alright now!" Han Tianyu chuckled by himself.

"Immature brat? I take it that you don't want the present that I gave you? Guess what? I'm going to give it to the Zhang family! Perhaps they would see me as a mature man!" said Jiang Fei jokingly.

"Waaah! Please don't! I'm only joking!"

Jiang Fei was stunned at Han Tianyu's reaction. He had thought that remodeling the Interceptors to be more human-ly would be a great idea to help Han Tianyu. How would he know that the changes he had made in the cockpit would freak out Han Tianyu that much? Jiang Fei had only done so to help China to defend itself. If he had not changed the controls, Han Tianyu would have to spend a lot of time trying to reverse-engineer it to understand the controls and even more time to modify it! Who knew how long it would take for him to do so? By the time he did, Mutants and the Americans might have attacked China!

Jiang Fei sighed heavily and walked up to Han Tianyu.

"I think I understand how you feel but I am a citizen of China. I would not do anything to betray the nation's interest," said Jiang Fei.

"Yeah. I believe you," said Han Tianyu as he nodded. To be fair, Han Tianyu had known Jiang Fei for some time and saw how he made progress on his own. To be honest, he did not believe that Jiang Fei was an alien but the internals of the cockpit had made a good scare out of him.

"Oh yeah. Remember to apply some changes to the appearance of these weapons. Save the others from being scared like how you did," said Jiang Fei.

"Sure. Can you tell me who did the modifications in the first place?" said Han Tianyu.

"Uhm… Well. Okay," said Jiang Fei. Jiang Fei did not want to reveal his secrets but decided to come up with something else.

"Thanks," said Han Tianyu earnestly. If he could tell Han Tianyu his secrets it would mean that Jiang Fei was really a friend.

"Actually, I have found an alien's weapon factory. So… that's that."

It was not entirely true but it was still the truth. He did have the weapon factory but it was a part of something bigger! Jiang Fei had only revealed the tip of the iceberg.

"A factory? An actual alien factory? Can it really make weapons?" Han Tianyu asked.

"Of course! Did you see these weapons? They are all fresh out from the factory!" said Jiang Fei with a proud smile.

"Sh*t!" Han Tianyu shouted. He then grabbed Jiang Fei once more and started blabbering.