Chapter 501 - Tidehunter Tribe (1/2)

"Kill them!" cried one of the leading Fishmen and the two tribes started to wave their swords to attack each other.

"Hmph! Now that's sports!" said Jiang Fei to himself. Compared to the little Gulu, the scene of two tribes fighting each other was a scene of strength and bravery! It was nothing as Gulu said!

Clash!

"Owwwieee!"

"I'm hurt! Waaaaa!"

"Ouchies in my hands!

"MAMA!"

"I don't wanna fight anymoreeeee!"

…

Jiang Fei almost lost his balance.

That was not fighting! Upon closer observation, Jiang Fei noticed that their blades were not even sharp! They were so dull that they could not even cut paper. At most, they could be used as hammers to crack skulls. But those Fishmen were simply waving it around like a child waving a stick! The most serious damage that the Fishmen had sustained was a chipped scale which caused tiny bleeding. Even so, that grown Fishmen was crying like a baby! He had even rolled on the beach like a kid!

"Is that how you lot fight?" asked Jiang Fei as he sulked.

"That's right! Look at those brave men! We are winning! Look! Almost all of the Tideseeker Tribesmen are falling!" cried the Cowardly Gulu.

"F*cking hell… if this is a fight, the kid squabbles in middle school would be considered a massacre…" said Jiang Fei to himself. He could not comprehend just how this species survived…

The Tideseeker Tribesmen that were considered to have "fallen" were crying their eyes out. Those that did not cry or whine were considered as still in the game. As such, all of the Trideseeker Tribesmen had "fallen" while only seven to eight Fishmen of the Tidehunter Tribe were still standing "strong". They had won the… battle? Jiang Fei would not even call it a quarrel since it had only taken less than a minute for the entire "battle" to end. Both sides had "lost" many men and over a hundred of them were "seriously injured".

"Argh! How could anyone call this a fight?!" cried Jiang Fei angrily.

"Hahaha! The Tideseeker Tribe are all crybabies! You are to go back to the swamp from where you came! Get out of here! You are not to fish for food here any longer!" said the Cowardly Guly as he ran after the retreating Tideseeker Tribe. He did not even forget to kick the crying men that were running away.

The hype came and went in a snap of a finger and the losers went off to lick their "wounds". The Tidehunter Tribe continued to cheer for their victory. Those that were crying and whining quickly recovered as they realized that they had won and no one would beat them anymore.

"My lord, you are the witness to our victory! We would like to invite you to join us as our guest!" said the Cowardly Gulu after he had his fun amongst his own brethren.

"Pfft. Victory huh…" Jiang Fei scoffed as he could not really admit that it was a victory.

"Let's get along with them," said Isabella as she was interested.

"OK then. As long as you're happy," said Jiang Fei. The main purpose of tonight's gaming session was to relax and unwind. Going anywhere would be good.