831 Uncle! Mingmings Heart Hurts! (1/2)
Chapter 831: Uncle! Mingming's Heart Hurts!
Translator: Lam_Editor: Hitesh_
Lin Fan looked at the widely infamous Devil's Incarnate of the Xuanhuang World, Wang Xiaoming, bawling his eyes out at his thighs. If anyone else were to see this, they would definitely be so shocked their jaws would drop right down on the spot!
”Xiaoming, ah! Don't cry anymore!” Lin Fan fondled his head gently, consoling him.
”No, uncle! You don't have to console me! Xiaoming really feels like crying right now!” Wang Xiaoming was truly feeling aggrieved in his heart. All these years had really been way too trying for him!
”No, what I meant is that even if you want to cry, can you not do it while hugging your uncle's thighs? All your snot and tears are being rubbed on me!” Lin Fan remarked in wild disdain.
Wang Xiaoming raised his head and blinked his eyes while looking at Lin Fan. Feeling that was being ocstracized at this moment because of his actions, he commented out in sorrow.
”Uncle! Xiaoming feels miserable inside his heart!” Wang Xiaoming said out sadly.
”What are you miserable about? Haven't you led a flamboyant life in the past hundred years? There is a whole bunch of geniuses out there who've been bullied by you. And you even turned into the cuckold next door hooking up with the chick of some other family. Heck, even the child is yours! And you are telling me you're miserable?”
When Lin Fan heard Wang Xiaoming complaining, he felt a little helpless. How could this guy be this shameless? He toyed around with those geniuses like they were monkeys for a full hundred years!
And for him to mess with 10,000 people, it was needless to even elaborate on the process!
This was especially the case for those female geniuses. Lin Fan wouldn't believe that Wang Xiaoming didn't take liberties with them even if it would cost him his life!
The moment Wang Xiaoming heard this, his face froze up as he could not understand, ”Uncle Lin! What cuckold next door? What child? They're framing me!”
”I tell you! A long time ago, there was a fella who kept insisting that I stole his wife! I told him I didn't, and he refused to believe me. He even struck at me! Because I could not take that lying down, I retaliated. It was only later on that I found out that someone had impersonated my name! And because of that, I bore this blame on me for dozens of years! No matter who I told it to, no one would believe me!”
Wang Xiaoming's eyes were brimming with tears, ”Uncle, the pain in the heart of this baby is something that I can tell no one to!”
”I see.” Lin Fan truly had not expected that Wang Xiaoming would be accused of the blame for no reason. And by the looks of it, the crime planted on him was pretty ridiculous.
”As for those geniuses, how are there so many of them? You can't have been bullying people everyday, right?”
Seeing this sheer number of people, Lin Fan was finding it hard to believe as well. If he had bullied one per day, he would only accumulate 365 in a single year! A hundred years meant that there would be 30,000+. Given the 10,000 geniuses, if Lin Fan were to divide them out, that was an average of one per three days!
But, it was better when Lin Fan did not mention this. The moment he did, Wang Xiaoming cried out once more.
”Uncle! I've been wronged! Even after I count the max of the max, I would have bullied 6-7,000 people at most! The rest of them are just hopping onto the bandwagon for commotion, and talking about wanting to get rid of me! I didn't even provoke them at all! Now, don't you think that I'm having a hell of a bad luck life?”
Wang Xiaoming sobbed endlessly. Now that he had met Lin Fan, he could finally pour out all the grievances in his heart.
By now, no one even knew who were the ones who were provoking the others! Out of nowhere, Wang Xiaoming had 3-4,000 extra enemies to deal with. If one did not know the truth, they might have thought that he had massacred their entire families!
”Hais! Seems like it has really been tough on you!”
After hearing the explanations of Wang Xiaoming, Lin Fan truly felt that the former was a tragedy. To think that even something as such could happen to him! However, since things had already come to this, he could only allow it to continue then.
”Uncle, can we just end it like this? Honestly, it was still pretty fun at the starting few dozens of years. But, the last dozens of years were practically tugging at my life!”
”I miss my parents and everyone back home! However, I can't even return home right now! Look at this, uncle! As long as I were to head out, I would definitely be met with a group assault within half a day. Goodness! Is there even time for freedom anymore!?”
”In the past hundred years, I couldn't even get myself a wife! By now, the Wang Family could even be considered as having no more descendants! For the sake of how pitiful I am, please help me, uncle!”
Wang Xiaoming teared up with deep emotions. This was so heartwrenching and emotional to watch!
”Weren't you the one who had let off a genius from your grasp personally? If you had taken her away along with the treasure, wouldn't that have all been fine and dandy?” Lin Fan was still feeling that this was all because of Wang Xiaoming himself. He obviously had so many chances that were laid right before his eyes. Yet, he did not cherish them. Who else could he blame for that?
”Uncle, now that isn't right as well! Did you take a look at that female genius? She was absolutely ghastly! Those features of hers were so hideous you could practically shiver in her face! If not for the fact that she had a treasure back then, how could I even stick my face up there to lie to her?!”
”Just that one occasion, I had to face that horrendous face of hers for three days and three nights! That was so scary that even Mingming's heart now has a scar within!”
The moment they spoke about that female genius, Wang Xiaoming's inner heart shivered in fear. That was a sin! She was a sin that no one in this world should bear!
If not for the fact that his heart was firm enough, he might have been scared to death by her face!