251 Yao Wuxie: The Man With A Screw Loose (1/2)

Chapter 251: Yao Wuxie: The Man With A Screw Loose

Translator: LamEditor: Hitesh

Lin Fan’s jaws were trembling in shock. All he felt was dizziness and giddiness in this heaven revolting fart. This was a force no man could withstand.

In Stealth, Lin Fan clutched at his chest while gasping for air. Now that his physical body state was that of a lesser celestial full cultivation, even though his cultivation base wasn’t that high, this fart was not something that could do him in this easily.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

”That’s soooo good.” Yao Wuxie’s face was extremely pleasured.

”I…can’t stay here anymore…or I’ll…die…!” Lin Fan thought to himself as his face squeezed tightly. He wanted to get out of this place so badly, but Yao Wuxie would have none of that as he didn’t give Lin Fan any chance to do so, letting off a few more smelly farts.

‘F*ck! I can’t take it any longer!’ Lin Fan’s eyes were tearing by now.

Beside Yao Wuxie was another cubicle which was separated by a board and a deep hole. No matter what, Lin Fan could not let himself come out in the open just like that. Struggling for a few torturous steps while clutching the walls, Lin Fan leaped into the hole and vomited.

”Hey brother, you’ve got to stop this.”

Yao Wuxie nearly leaped up upon hearing this voice. How could anyone be here? He had clearly checked that the toilet was empty before entering just now! How could he have missed this? Did he see wrongly?

”Who are you! Why are you here!” Yao Wuxie asked in disbelief as he could not figure out how anyone could be in here.

”This is a public place! Anyone can come in. Can you stop it please?” Lin Fan huffed out. What the hell was this guy made of? To think that he could even kill with his farts. How bloody scary was this?

”Last one. It’s the last one.” Yao Wuxie’s voice was trembling, as though he was preparing and channeling some almighty skill.

The moment Lin Fan heard that, his heard hurt massively. Bloody hell this was all his karma, and he couldn’t do anything about it. It was karma for his bad judgment. If he had not chosen the wrong target, he wouldn’t have to be suffering like he was right now.

”Wait…please let me leave first…!” Lin Fan stuttered while struggling to drag his feet out. There was definitely something wrong with this Yao Wuxie. Just one fart alone and it was enough to render someone weak and feeble. What sort of person was he?!?

But the moment Lin Fan reached the door and was about to open it, it was all too late.

”I…can’t hold it in…anymore…!!!” Yao Wuxie’s hurried voice rang over.

”No…!”

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

The Earth shattered.

Grass wilted.

This was the epitome that all farts could ever reach.

The deafening roar of the fart was like the flute of the heavens.

All the lackeys outside who heard the noise looked at one another as well. However, they were used to it. Their young master had loved to fart since he was young. Furthermore, the sounds of his farts were extremely loud.

There was once a man who got too close to the young master when he farted. After that, the man vomited and puked for three days and three nights nonstop. Ever since then, they knew how formidable their young master’s farts were.

And finally, Lin Fan could not take it any longer and fainted. The world was big and filled with wonders indeed. Lin Fan had never ever believed that farts could kill. But now he was certain for sure. In fact, he might even be the first man to faint to death from a fart.

”Bro…brother! Hang in there! You mustn’t die here…!” Yao Wuxie was feeling worried at the sight of this man who had fainted on the ground. Pulling up his pants, he carried Lin Fan in a fireman lift and headed out.

Yao Wuxie was probably the only man in this world who would just pull down his pants and fart all day long.

”All of you come over and help me out…!” Yao Wuxie beckoned to his lackeys waiting outside.

At the same time, Yao Wuxie was feeling reproachful of himself. How had he not checked the toilet properly? It was all his fault. If he weren't so anxious to let out the farts and had discovered the man earlier, this wouldn’t have happened.