206 Bullshit Finally Meets Real Shi (2/2)

”Is that self-mutilation?” The evil spirit encircled Lin Fan, laughing continuously.

Lin Fan bore with the pain and stared at the evil spirit. He then retrieved a Biggra from his storage sack and consumed it.

If it came to viciousness, Lin Fan could be more vicious than anyone else. When he wouldn’t even spare himself the pain of ball kicking, who could compete with him?

Back in Saint Devil Sect, when he had stolen his own peaches, Lin Fan could say that he regretted that. But now that things had come to this, Lin Fan no longer felt the same regret.

If he didn’t kick himself, he’d have to kneel over to this evil spirit.

Compared to his precious life, this pain was nothing.

By now, Lin Fan was going to reach that explosive state he was hoping for.

The moment he consumed the Biggra, he was pretty much hyperventilating. An immense amount of power surged through his entire body, as though he was ready to break through day and night.

”Eh?” The spirit called out in surprise. The man he had taken as an ant was undergoing a change.

”Slay…!”

Lin Fan’s eyes were flushed red. He waved out the Eternal Ax, and the startling speed caught the evil spirit by surprise as he barely dodged it.

Lin Fan swore that if he still couldn’t defeat the evil spirit with this, he’d acknowledge that this was his fate.

Bearing this immense pain, all he wanted to do was to increase his fighting strength. If this option still failed him, there was nothing else he could do anymore.

‘Eeeeeek!’

The black mist dissipated and reformed into the human figure, but somewhat unstable now. ”What did you do exactly?”

Lin Fan was in no state to speak at all. In fact, the pain was so unbearable he was only keeping himself sane just through sheer willpower.

Ax after ax, he swung the blows towards the evil spirit. This explosive strength was about to rip the void apart as the entire hall started vibrating as well.

The spirit’s figure constantly disappeared within the void to dodge.

”Checheche. Even though I do not know what method you used to increase your own strength, a pity it’s still not enough. The voice of the spirit came from all directions.

The look of shock on its face initially had disappeared, as it regained the look of mockery.

His true body had decomposed after these 1000 years. Hence, he was in search of a physical body. This man before him fitted all the requirements he wanted.

”Come, show me your strongest strength! At that moment, your body shall belong to Your Majesty!” The spirit said with a hint of excitement.

Lin Fan was pretty helpless by this point. This spirit was simply too strong. No matter how he tortured himself, there was no way he was going to beat this thing. Seemed like he had kicked his own nuggets for nothing.

Was this the day he was going to perish?

”Big brother, please give me a chance. I will no longer act with so much bullsh*t in the future!” By now, Lin Fan had surrendered. The effects of Ball Kicking were gone. He had also expended all the energy gained from Biggra. He had nothing left.

”Cheche…!”

The figure encompassed Lin Fan like a cage as streams of black mist and entered Lin Fan’s body through his nose.

If one gazed long enough into the abyss, the abyss would gaze at one as well. The bullsh*tter had finally met with some real sh*t.

‘I’m dead…’

Translator's Thoughts

Lam Lam

Hi guys! In case you’re confused, Che is the laughing sound that the spirit is making. Think of it using onomatopoeias. Also, the way the spirit is referring to himself as Your Majesty is the same way Lin Fan refers to himself as Yours Truly. In the raw texts, the spirit calls himself a king.

Also, in the raws, the author gave a slight preview for the next chapter. Since this chapter is so exciting, I shall give it to you guys as well: ‘Let’s see who’s afraid of who. We’ll harm each other then.’