117 An Earth Shattering Fart. (1/2)
Chapter 117: An Earth Shattering Fart.
Translator: LamEditor: Hitesh
Godly pill!
This was definitely a godly pill!
At this moment, Lin Fan realized that when he had mixed his own Yin Yang energy with the Sword Qi, the energy produced by the pill was strengthened by a few folds.
”Ding...congratulations on crafting Heaven lower graded pill, ”Chaos Sword Pill””
When Lin Fan touched the pill, an alarming notice came through from the system.
Little did he expect that the pill would jump 2 grades from a middle Earth tier to a lower Heaven tier with just the infusion of his Yin-Yang energy with the Sword Qi. Lin Fan could not believe it; he was truly a genius!
But before Lin Fan’s excitement even died down, he realized that something was wrong.
The Chaos Sword Pill seemed to be suffering from some internal cracks, with streams of Qi flowing out from within.
This...this!
Lin Fan was shocked entirely. Fuck! There couldn't be any problems, could it? The pill that Yours Truly had painstakingly created, how could there be anything wrong!
‘Ding....semi-finished product; mixed purity sword pill. Unable to withstand both the strong Yin Yang and Sword Qi. Disintegrating.’
Upon hearing the system’s notice, Lin Fan could not agree with it.
How the sh*t could this be? No. Definitely no!
Looking at the crumbled pieces of the pill, Lin Fan was anxious momentarily. He would rather kill a wrong person than to let an evildoer run. Following that principle, Lin Fan threw all the remnants of the pills into his mouth without hesitation.
‘Before you’re totally disintegrated, Yours Truly will take you in first. No matter what, it should at least contain the effects of before.’
”Ding...consumed semi-finished mixed purity sword pill. Convert to experience points or inherit effect?”
‘Fuck...even at this point you’re still giving me a choice? Damn you.’
”Convert to experience points”
”Ding...consumption failed...”
Just as Lin Fan was waiting for his experience points to shoot up, the pill he had just swallowed disintegrated within his body. An extremely strong force flowed through his body.
Sword Qi and Yin Yang energies, the two different types of energies were rampaging and clashing within his body, as though they were about to burst out from his body.
Lin Fan was stunned. He had not expected things to turn out this way.
Just at this moment, Lin Fan’s face flooded red. His tender little anus seemed to be anticipating the birth of something.
”F*CK! I can’t….!” Lin Fan shouted, unable to withstand the energies creating chaos within his body.”
”POOT...”
”BANG.”
That magnificent yet simple two-storeyed wooden house of his was filled with a burst of energy and exploded within seconds.
The sound of the explosion shook the earth. Zhang Ergou and Feng Bujue, who were in idle conversation, jumped to their feet at the sound of it.
”What happened! What happened?!?”
”How did Master’s wooden house explode!”
The two of them glanced at each other, then shouted in panic.
”Master…! Master!”
They guessed that the explosion must have come from cultivating the pills and they had no idea how Master Lin was right now.
Rushing into the house and looking at Master Lin seated firmly in his cross-legged position, they heaved a sigh of relief.
”Master! What’s wrong?” Staring at the empty space which used to contain a wall behind Lin Fan, Zhang Ergou asked dumbfoundedly.
”Cough…cough... it’s nothing. Just as Yours Truly was cultivating the pills, I transferred some supreme energy within it, and the remainder of it burst this wall. Alright, the two of you head out. No matter what you hear later on, do not come in. Yours Truly needs to focus” Lin Fan looked at the two of them and replied with a look of calm on his face.