Chapter 847 (1/2)
Behind the donkey, two gangsters carried a homemade sedan chair.
It's a sedan chair. In fact, it's two bamboo poles tied to a armchair with a ceiling on it.
Followed by more than a dozen small gangsters, some blowing trumpets, some playing gongs and drums, making a lot of noise.
The welcoming team came to the gate of Liu's courtyard, and a little gangster lit a firecracker.
After the sound of firecrackers, Wang Po PI said to boss Liu happily, ”brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I hope you can call out your sister quickly and let her sit in the sedan chair.”
Boss Liu looked at the welcoming team, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
”Brother in law, you are stupid. Today, I'm here to marry your sister. Let her come out quickly.”
This is just a farce, which makes people laugh and cry.
According to the meaning of thin monkey, we should call the police as soon as possible and let the police deal with the robbery.
Wang's behavior, at least in violation of the law and order management regulations, requires detention for at least a few days.
However, if you call the police, Hercules will not be able to save beauty.
The thin monkey opened his mouth: ”Wang Po PI, if you want to rob a bride, you have to have this ability. The meaning of boss Liu is: let's have a martial arts contest one on one. If you win, you will marry his sister to you. If you lose, get out of here
Wang Po PI laughed and said, ”well, you have a good idea. Let's have a martial arts contest. If I win, boss Liu will have to give up his sister and let her be my wife.”
Thin monkey disdained to say: ”Wang Po PI, we have to say well, if you lose, then quickly go away, roll as far as possible, the best is to leave the village in the city.”
Wang Po PI looked at the thin monkey and asked, ”who are you? Are you the spokesman of boss Liu? ”
”Yes, I'm the spokesman of boss Liu. If you agree, get off the donkey as soon as possible.”
Wang Po PI jumped off the donkey. He took off his robe and jacket, rolled up his sleeve, and said in a fierce voice: ”come on, who dares to compete with me? Come on, let's show your face. To tell you the truth, I haven't hit anyone for three days, and my fist has itched.”
Thin monkey ha ha a smile, say: ”Wang Po PI, I hear, your strength is infinite, we today contest, the first round is to compare strength.”
”Ha ha... Just what I want.”
The thin monkey pointed to the stone mill in the yard and said, ”this mill weighs more than 200 Jin. If anyone can lift this mill, he will win. If both sides can lift the millstone, it depends on who holds it for a long time
”Well, who dares to compete with me? Come out quickly.”
The thin monkey winked at Hercules.
Hercules came out with his sleeve rolled and said, ”boy, I'm here to compete with you.”
Wang poupi looked up and down at Hercules and said with disdain, ”where are you from?”
”I was born out of my mother's belly. Unlike you, I crawled out of a dog's belly.”
”You... How dare you scold me!”
Wang said, waving his fist and rushing up.
The thin monkey stopped and said, ”don't worry. The first game is to raise the millstone. The second game is to fight.”
Wang Po PI stopped, pointed to Hercules and said angrily, ”wait a minute, I will beat your shit out.”
Wang Po PI circled the mill twice and asked, ”who will lift it first?”
Hercules patted his chest and said, ”I'll lift it first.”
Hercules still spit in his palm, rubbed his hands, and then roared: ”Hey!”
The roar of Hercules startled Wang Po PI, and he stepped back.
Hercules clasped the edge of the millstone with both hands, yelled again, and then lifted the millstone easily.
The thin monkey began to count the time. He said, ”one minute... Two minutes...”
It took Hercules twelve minutes to throw the millstone to the ground.