Chapter 810 (1/2)
Chang Wen takes Hercules and thin monkey to the second floor.
Doumi heard the movement downstairs. She opened the bedroom door and asked, ”brother-in-law, why are you here?”
Chang Wen asked with a straight face, ”where is the bean wheat?”
”She's sleeping in my bedroom.”
”Ha ha... It's burning. She can still sleep. I'm really convinced.”
”Brother in law, what are you doing here? And you brought two men. What do you mean? ”
”Sister-in-law, open your eyes a little wider and look at this note carefully.”
Chang Wen shakes the note in front of Dou MI.
Doumi snatched the note, looked at it carefully several times, and asked: ”brother-in-law, is this note written by grandma?”
”Do I dare to pass on the imperial edict by pretending to be grandma's handwriting? If you don't believe it, give Granny a call. ”
Doumi was a little alarmed. She quickly took out her mobile phone and called douru: ”grandma, are you... Are you ok?”
”I'm in good health. I'm not dead yet.”
”Grandma, didn't you have a bar at noon?”
”I don't have the heart to drink. There's such a big problem at home that I'm going to file a lawsuit. I can't even drink a mouthful of soup at noon. Where can I still have the interest to drink?”
”Grandma, did you write a note for your brother-in-law to tie beans and wheat to the Regal Garden Villa?”
”Yes, doumai is a little thing. He doesn't know the heaven and earth. He is not only unwilling to apologize to the housekeeper, but also wants to commit suicide. I think: I used to spoil your three granddaughters too much. From now on, I'll show my prestige as a grandmother and discipline your three granddaughters well. I'll start with doumai. ”
Doumi asked in horror: ”grandma, you... You must have been stimulated. Your nerves are not normal. How can you bind your own granddaughter?”
”Doumi, I warn you: if you dare to disobey my orders or threaten to commit suicide in the future, I'll tie you up and beat you with crutches. I think you're also a beggar.”
Soymilk seems to have changed its routine and become tough on its granddaughter.
Doumi's face was white with fright. He stammered, ”brother-in-law, do you think grandma is insane?”
”Ha ha... I tell you, grandma's nerves are very normal, and the abnormal one is doumai. Now you know that I have come to bind beans and wheat according to my grandmother's edict. If you dare to stop me, I will tie you up with me. ”
Doumi had never seen Chang Wen so hard. She was a little timid. She quickly stepped back and murmured, ”everyone is crazy today...”
Chang Wen waved his hand and ordered, ”go to the bedroom and tie up the beans and wheat for me.”
Hercules and skinny monkey rush into the bedroom.
Just now, Chang Wen and Dou MI were talking outside the bedroom door. Dou Mai heard them.
She sat up and said in panic, ”Changwen, if you dare to bind me, I'll fight with you.”
Chang Wen said with a sneer: ”Dou Mai, you listen to me clearly, but I came by Grandma's imperial edict. If you honestly ask me to tie it up, you can suffer less. In addition, you'd better not yell. As soon as you open your mouth, there will be two pairs of smelly socks in your mouth. That's a bad taste.”
Chang Wen said to Hercules, ”take out those two pairs of smelly socks and let my sister-in-law smell them. Otherwise, she won't be afraid.”
Hercules took out the two pairs of smelly socks from his pocket and put them under doumai's nose.
Dou Mai quickly covered his nose, frowned, and said: ”Chang Wen, if you let them put smelly socks into my mouth, I'm not finished with you. I'll hate you for a lifetime. No, I'll hate you for a lifetime.”