Chapter 724 (1/2)
Zhang Guihua twisted her little waist and said with a smile: ”brother, I want to go back to my mother's home. My mother's home lives on the other side of the river. If I want to take a ferry, can you take me?”
Big head swallowed a piece of pancake, said with a smile: ”beauty, even if you want to go to the moon, I can take you, you are so beautiful, I have to give you a 70% discount.”
”Brother, my mother's family lives on Dahua Road on the other side of the river. How much does it cost?”
Brain bag tilted his head to think about it, and said: ”Dahua Road on the other side of the river, you have to take a ferry. It takes a lot of time. If someone else, I need at least 80 yuan. However, I can give you a 70% discount and take out a small change. I only charge you 50 yuan. What do you think?”
Zhang Guihua had a friend who lived in Dahua Road. It happened that her friend had been traveling abroad for a few days. He brought Zhang Guihua a bottle of perfume and asked her to fetch it.
”Brother, it's very kind of you. I'll take your motorcycle.”
Brain bag stepped on the motorcycle, took a look at the sky and said, ”it's going to be dark on Tianma. Let's hurry up and try to pass the ferry before dark.”
Zhang Guihua got on the motorcycle, her hands around the waist of big head, asked: ”brother, you are so handsome, there must be a lot of girls pursuing it, I see you look like married, your wife must be very beautiful.”
Brain bag sighed and said: ”beauty, you are so bald. I don't even have a girlfriend. Who do you want to marry?”
”Brother, I don't believe that no girl would like a handsome young man like you?”
”Oh, sister, I don't think you are married.”
”Brother, I'm only 23 years old. It's time for fun. Why should I get married? I'm going to fall in love at the age of 30, get married at the age of 33, and then have a child before the age of 35. Do you know that women's best childbearing age is before the age of 35, which is the age suitable for having children.”
”Beauty, you are so playful. I tell you, when you are 30 years old, you will become a yellow faced woman. At that time, you will be devalued. If you have a few more wrinkles on your face, it will be more troublesome. Once, I met a woman on my motorcycle. The wrinkles on her face are like old tree bark. I asked, guess how old is she?”
”Forty years old?”
”No, she's only thirty-five, but she looks like a fifty year old woman. Sister, I have to remind you that women are going to fall in love before they are 25 years old. After that, they will grow old. If they are over 30, they will become old cucumbers. ”
”Ha ha... What does old cucumber mean?”
”Sister, as soon as I see you haven't been in the countryside, the tender cucumber is oily, but as soon as the cucumber gets old, it gets bumpy and turns yellow. It's ugly and tastes bad.”
”Ha ha... Brother, don't try to scare me. I'm not a little sparrow who was scared big.”
”Sister, what kind of man do you want? I'm a motorcycle driver. I know a lot of people. Maybe I can introduce a prince charming to you.”
Zhang Guihua disdained to say: ”I don't want prince charming. Those rich boys don't have any fun. They are playing with women under the banner of falling in love. With two stinky money in their hands, they treat women as a dish. I won't let them play with them.”
”Sister, you don't want prince charming. Do you want someone with straw sandals?”
”Yes, I just want to find someone who wears straw sandals. Although they are wearing straw sandals, they can make people feel secure, so they won't dump me on the way.”
”Sister, you are very smart. In fact, to find a man, you have to find those diligent and willing to work, just like me.”