Chapter 699 (1/2)

Chang Wen looks at the bean paste, covers his mouth and laughs.

”What are you laughing at? I really don't know what Luohong is?”

Chang Wen finished laughing and explained, ”wife, when a woman sleeps with her husband for the first time on her wedding night, the membrane under her will break. If it breaks, she will naturally bleed. If the fresh blood flows on the sheet, it's called Luohong.”

Dousha finally understood, her face flushed, lowered her head, said: ”grandma is really bad!”

Chang Wen scratched his head and said with a sad face: ”grandma is really cunning. She not only keeps us in the same room, but also looks at the pictures of us sleeping in the same bed. It's not enough. She even has to check the red on the sheets. This... This last pass can't be fooled.”

Dousha said: ”Changwen, you... You must have a way to fool grandma. If you say you can't, it must be a lie. I will think: you just want to talk to me tonight.”

Chang Wen said helplessly: ”wife, you forced me to Liangshan, I ask you: grandma want to see Luohong, what can I do? Now, we are both locked in the room and can't get out. If I had known this, I would have prepared a small bottle of chicken blood. If I sprinkled it on the bed sheet tomorrow morning, I would have been able to bluff my grandmother. However, my grandmother's sudden move caught me off guard. How could I have thought of preparing chicken blood? ”

Dousha shed tears and sobbed.

Chang Wen, like an ant on a hot pot, wanders around the bedroom. He opens the window and looks downstairs. Unfortunately, there is a nanny living downstairs.

If only there were a father-in-law and a mother-in-law living in the room below, they could buy a chicken now, pour the blood into the bottle, and then Chang Wen put a rope down to lift the blood up.

It's a pity that there are nannies living downstairs. These nannies are not familiar with Chang Wen. It's said that soy milk is very good for nannies. Maybe these nannies and soy milk have one mind.

Chang Wen turns around in the bedroom. Suddenly, he has an idea and says excitedly, ”wife, don't cry. I finally come up with a brilliant idea.”

Dousha asked pleasantly, ”what's the idea? You say it quickly

”Wife, I'm sand nose. My nose likes to bleed. If I touch the blood a little, it will flow out. Tomorrow morning, I'll punch my nose and sprinkle the blood on the bed sheet, pretending to be your red. I think I can muddle through.”

Dousha asked, ”is there no difference between nosebleed and red drop?”

”It's all the blood on the body. What's the difference? If we use scientific instruments to detect it, we may see the flaw, but we can't tell it with the naked eye. Besides, grandma is already 70 years old and 80 years old, and she can't see the problem even if she is dazed.”

Dousha turned from worry to joy and said happily: ”Changwen, you are really resourceful. There is no problem you can't solve. Grandma met you, and she really met a killer.”

”Dousha, let's take a bath, put on our pajamas, sleep together, take a picture and send it to grandma. I think if grandma can't see this picture, she won't sleep.”

They took a bath and put on their pajamas.

Dousha embarrassed to say: ”Changwen, you... You really want to get into my bed?”

”Dousha, we are both in pajamas. What are you afraid of? Besides, this picture has to be taken. If we don't even take this picture, we will not be able to pass the test, and even arouse grandma's suspicion. Fortunately, grandma just let us sleep in the same bed to take photos, and didn't let us be naked. This is very interesting. ”

Chang Wen sleeps beside Dousha and says, ”wife, if we sleep side by side like this, we may arouse grandma's suspicion. Generally speaking, when husband and wife sleep together, women will be held by men in their arms. Only in this way can we be like a real husband and wife. In order not to let Grandma doubt, we have to make the play more realistic.”

Dousha Du said: ”Chang Wen, you don't want to find an excuse to hug me on purpose, do you?”

”Dousha, of course I want to hold you, but this is not an excuse, but to deceive grandma.”

Dousha hesitated for a moment and promised, ”OK, then I'll let you have a hug.”