Chapter 659 (1/2)
Shigu angrily said: ”you are cunning enough, no less than me, an old fox. I said, you have too much appetite. When you meet a handsome guy, you stick it up, but you don't even look at me.”
A flower turned a white eye to shigu and said, ”Mr. Shi, you're so old that you're still thinking about women. You're not shy. How much money do you think a woman will get into your bed with? I'm not the same. I'm not short of money. ”
Shigu asked: ”a flower, I give you a thousand yuan, sleep with me one night, do you do?”
A flower turned a white eye to shigu and refused: ”even if you give me 10000 yuan, I won't get into your bed. You'd better get into your daughter-in-law's bed.”
A flower mentions his daughter-in-law, which makes shigu's face change. He says in panic: ”a flower, you have to keep your promise. I gave you 5000 yuan to keep your mouth shut, but you promised me.”
”Don't worry, Mr. Shi. Since I've charged you 5000 yuan for sealing, I won't tell anyone. Unless I die, I'll report your guilt to Lord Yan.”
Shigu said with a sneer: ”a flower, if you go to the underworld, I don't care even if you play gongs and drums to publicize me. To tell you the truth, I don't believe in the underworld at all. When people die, they become a pile of soil.”
A flower asked: ”Mr. Shi, you don't come here to chat with me at this time.”
Shigu said with a serious face: ”a flower, I didn't succeed in taking photos this morning. I thought about it for a while, so I'd better be cruel.”
”A tough one?”
”Yes, I think: in the middle of the night, you get into Chang Wen's bed and cook the rice. Then, I break into the house and catch a traitor in bed. That's why I hold Chang Wen's seven inches.”
A flower was startled and stammered: ”you... You want me to get into the bed of Changwen tonight?”
”Yes, let's just be ruthless and stick it to the end.”
”I'm not as mean as that. I went into a man's bed in the middle of the night. If the villagers knew it, they would laugh their teeth off.”
”A flower, my home has a high wall deep courtyard, you get into Chang Wen's quilt, this matter only you know, I know, Chang Wen knows, there will be no fourth person to know.”
”Don't forget, Mr. Shi, there are three other people living in your family. If you disturb them, won't you make a fool of me?”
”A flower, don't worry. You get into Chang Wen's bed. I break in and close the door. I'll catch a turtle in a jar. I'll speak in a low voice and I won't disturb anyone. My son is not at home tonight. What are you afraid of? ”
A flower thought about it and asked, ”how can I get into your house? How to get into Chang Wen's room? Does Chang Wen live in a room by himself? ”
”A flower, tonight, I'll open the gate at midnight and let you in. I tell you, Chang Wen lives in a room by himself. I have his key to the door. You open the door gently and then get into his bed. I think even if Chang Wen finds out that you have got into his bed, he doesn't dare to shout, because if someone knows about it, his face won't be able to put it. Besides, it's not clear. ”
A flower thought for a while and asked, ”master Shi, you can't let me do such a disgraceful thing for nothing, can you?”
”Ha ha... Of course I won't let you work in vain.”
Shigu said. He took 2000 yuan out of his pocket and put it on the table. He said, ”I'll give you 2000 yuan to let you sleep with your beloved man. You eat at both ends. You take my money and sleep with the man you like. Where can you find such a cheap thing?”