Chapter 653 (2/2)
”Madame, I don't want to be fishy without fish.”
The landlady laughed and said, ”handsome, do you want to eat me? Well, I'll give it to you. Let's go to my bedroom. My husband is not at home. We can make out. ”
Chang Wen quickly said: ”you... You put a little self-respect, my appetite is not so big, can't eat you.”
At this time, the two scabies seemed to wake up and talked in their dreams: ”landlady, I... I want to eat you...”
The landlady jumped down from Chang Wen's leg and said unhappily, ”handsome man, I feel that you are not interested in me. Forget it. Anyway, I am also a famous beauty in the town. There's no need to be so cheap and pester you.”
Chang Wen felt relieved and said with a smile, ”madam, in fact, I have a good impression of you and hope to take care of your business. However, I think we should keep a little distance, just an inch away, which is better.”
The landlady shrugged her shoulders, tooted her lips and said, ”even if we keep a half inch distance, we can't do it. Forget it, I know: you look down on women in the countryside.”
Chang Wen didn't want to play with the boss. He stood up quickly and said, ”boss, give me an account. I have to go back to Shijia village.”
The landlady held out two fingers and said, ”two hundred dollars, make up a whole number.”
Chang Wen took out 500 yuan from his pocket, handed it to the landlady and said, ”that 300 yuan is an apology fee. I know you like me, but I can't like you. I'll give you an apology.”
The landlady happily accepted the money and said with satisfaction: ”handsome man, you are really interesting. You are not so generous as city people. In my impression, although city people are rich, they are all stingy and like to haggle over every detail. When they eat in my restaurant, they always pick bones from the chicken eggs and say that this is too expensive and that dish is not enough, It's hard for them to come up with a little money. ”
After all, the Shi family is closely related to Chang Wen. He thinks: maybe he will come to Shijia village often in the future. He will have to go to this small town to have a meal. If he has a good relationship with the boss, it will be more convenient in the future.
Chang Wen can see that although the landlady is somewhat romantic, she still has some self-esteem.
”Madame, I'll go back to Shijia village first. This little brother drinks too much. Let him lie on the table for a while. When he wakes up, let him go home quickly.”
The landlady frowned and said, ”handsome man, don't leave him in the hotel. I don't treat drunkards here.”
Chang Wen said in embarrassment, ”he's drunk and can't walk.”
The landlady said to one of the waiters, ”pour half a bowl of vinegar for this country bumpkin. Let him sober up and get out of here.”
A waiter poured half a bowl of vinegar into erlizi's mouth, and then poured half a bowl of cold water on his face.
Two scabies finally wake up, drunk said: ”where am I?”
”Er Biaozi, you are drunk in the restaurant in the town. Let's go. It's late. We have to go back to Shijia village before dark.”
Er laizi stands up wobbly, and Chang Wen helps him quickly.
”Madame, let's go.”
”All the way, welcome next time. Handsome, I remember you. When you come back next time, I will treat you warmly. ”
”Ha ha... I will come again, but next time I come back, I hope you will treat me with wine and vegetables. I don't like meat.”