Chapter 592 (1/2)

The patriarch looked at Chang Wen angrily and scolded: ”you're so full of excrement and urine. I warn you: if you pull excrement and urine in the ancestral hall, I won't peel your skin.”

Chang Wen sat up from the coffin and saw that there were only seven or eight men in the ancestral hall.

”Get up and get out there and shit.” The patriarch said angrily.

Chang Wen climbs out of the coffin, walks out of the ancestral hall, and looks around. Not far from the left is a corn field, which is already half human height.

He thought: great. As soon as I get into the corn field, they won't catch me easily.

Chang Wen thought, as if immediately aware of the patriarch, he pointed to the right side of the garden, said: ”you go there to shit.”

Chang Wen frowned and said, ”there's no shelter. You want me to poop in front of the public. I... I can't pull it out.”

The patriarch said with disdain, ”are you a gold butt or a silver butt? Are you afraid that people will run away? You see, there are only a few big men here. No one wants to see your ass

”I... I really can't shit in front of people.” Chang Wen finds an excuse.

”There are a lot of strange things.” The patriarch glared at me and said to a man, ”follow him and let him take a shit in the corn field.”

Chang Wen thought: as soon as I get into the corn field, I will run to see where you go to catch me.

Chang Wen just walked two steps, the patriarch said to the young man: ”you untie his trouser belt. In this way, even if he wants to run, he can't run fast with his pants.”

The man said with a smile: ”I heard that people in prison are not allowed to wear pants.”

The man yelled at Chang Wen, ”stop!”

He went up to Chang Wen, took off the belt, took it in his hand, and said, ”patriarch, if he dares to run, I'll take the belt to kill him.”

With that, he swung his belt in front of Chang Wen.

Chang Wen thought: hum! Although the belt has been taken away, I still have buttons on my pants. It doesn't matter if I don't wear the belt.

Chang Wen deliberately holds his pants in his hand, creating an illusion that his pants will fall down without a belt.

Chang Wen approached the corn field.

”Don't go forward, just squat down here.” The man ordered.

”I'll... I'll take two more steps...”

Chang Wen had not finished his words when he got a belt.

”Son of a bitch, if I ask you to pull here, you have to pull here. If you go one step further, I'll kill you!”

Chang Wen squatted down and said to the man, ”don't look at me, otherwise, I can't pull it out.”

”Well! You're not a woman. I don't want to look at your ass

The man stares at Chang Wen and turns around.

”Hey, go away, or I'll smoke you. Don't blame me.” Chang Wen let out a few loud farts.

”Damn it, it's killing people.”

The man covered his nose and took seven or eight steps outside.

I looked around and found that I couldn't see a person except this man. However, this man is so big that if I run away, he will catch me in a minute.

Chang Wen thought about it and said, ”Hey, do you have straw paper on you?”

The man said impatiently, ”if you want a straw paper dry ball, you can pick a few corn leaves to wipe your bottom.”

”I... I can't get used to it. Otherwise, I won't do it. I'll go into the ancestral hall with excrement to let your ancestors smell my excrement.” Chang Wen said that on purpose.

”You want to smoke our ancestors. You want to die!”