Chapter 572 (1/2)

Chang Wen finally realized that it was Chen Xiaoer who was monitoring him behind his back and lied to the village head about the military situation.

Chang Wen sighed: ”village head, as long as you use your brain, you should know that I am a city dweller and a handsome man. How can I Seduce a country woman? What's more, Pangya has been married twice. What's more, she is black, ugly and fat. Let alone me, even a countryman may not look up to her. ”

The village head looked at Chang Wen and said, ”ha ha... Don't be unreasonable. Although fat Ya is ugly, there is a saying: beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Maybe you have a special love for fat ya. In your eyes, fat Ya is a beautiful woman.”

”Village head, I've been married. I have a wife, and my wife is very beautiful. She's a beautiful woman.”

”Ha ha... Little white face, maybe you haven't tasted the taste of a woman. Maybe you want to taste something fresh from fat ya.”

”Village head, I have a picture of my wife in my mobile phone. As soon as you look at it, you will know that I can't fall in love with fat ya, let alone seduce her.”

”Are you really married? Is your wife really beautiful? ”

”Village head, please untie me as soon as possible. I'll turn on my mobile phone and show you my wife's picture.”

The village head sneered and said, ”even if you have a beautiful wife, it can't prove that you can't pick wild flowers. It's different.”

When the village grew up, he said, ”tie him to the big tree in the yard, and tie him tight for me.”

Four strong men carried Chang Wen to a big tree and tied him to it.

In the courtyard of the village head, there is a big tree with a thick bowl. Usually, Chang Wenting likes to sit under the tree and listen to the rustle of leaves in the wind.

I didn't expect that he would be tied to this big tree today.

When the village head's wife came back, she was surprised to see that Chang Wen was tied to a big tree and asked, ”what's the matter?”

The village head explained: ”I listen to Chen Xiaoer's report. This little white face seduces fat ya. I have to teach him a lesson.”

The village head's wife frowned and said, ”do you think handsome guys seduce fat girls? Ha ha... Husband, is it possible that you have water in your head? ”

”Wife, Chen Xiaoer said that this morning, xiaobailian and Pangya talked for more than an hour by the stream. Pangya cried. Xiaobailian wiped her tears with a handkerchief. Later, they were still kissing behind a big tree by the stream.”

The village head's wife laughed. She pointed to Chen Xiaoer and asked, ”Xiaoer, tell me the truth. Do you really see them kissing behind the big tree?”

”Yes, I saw it with my own eyes. I'm absolutely right.”

The village head's wife asked, ”since they are hiding behind a big tree, how can you see them kissing?”

”If they don't kiss, why do they want to hide behind a big tree? So I'm sure they must kiss behind a big tree. By the way, I heard the sound of kissing.”

The village head's wife said with a smile: ”husband, why don't you grow a brain? Chen Xiaoer said that fat Ya and handsome guy hiding behind the big tree must be kissing. I want to tell you one thing: fat Ya dipped a lot of garlic sauce when eating steamed bread this morning, full of garlic smell, you say, can they kiss?”

When the village head heard that, yes, even if they were hiding behind a big tree, they didn't have to kiss each other.

The village head frowned and asked Chen Xiaoer, ”since they are hiding behind the big tree, why don't you run to see what happened?”

”Village head, i... I'm afraid they'll find out, so I didn't go there.”