Chapter 543 (1/2)

Thin monkey asked: ”uncle, are you joking?”

Xiao san'er took his glass and drank it down. He was drunk and said, ”young man, I'm not drunk. I tell you: if you work in our business, you have to fool people. Otherwise, you can't earn money. I'm afraid no one wants an old lady's body. But when I make up for the old lady, I become a young girl. Twenty thousand yuan is so easy to get, Ha ha... ”

Xiao San doesn't look like a liar.

Thin monkey feel a little disappointed, it seems, he threw an empty, white busy.

Lao Xu kicked Xiao San several times with his feet to keep him from telling the truth.

It's the conspiracy of Xiao san'er and Lao Xu Tou to bluff people with the old lady's corpse. The trick of exchanging civet cat for Prince is to sell more money.

Xiao san'er is a stranger. He does business with one hammer.

Lao Xu's head is different. He is a local. If this matter is revealed, Lao Xu's head will not be a good man.

Lao Xu said to the thin monkey, ”don't listen to his nonsense. The female corpse sold to our village is a young girl.”

The thin monkey falsely echoed: ”yes, uncle is drunk, so he can't speak.”

Xiao san'er taught: ”little brother, I tell you that when a person dies, he has to recalculate his age in the underworld. The person who just died is zero. For example, if your elder brother dies for three years, he will be three years old in the underworld. If a 60 year old woman dies, she will be zero in the underworld. Therefore, even if you buy an 80 year old woman's body, your elder brother will not suffer.”

The thin monkey said along with Xiao san'er's words: ”uncle, as you say, there's no need to find the body of a young girl.”

”Yes, I'm right, little brother. You're very interesting. I'll help your elder brother find a female corpse. You have the money ready, and I don't want you any more. Just 20000 yuan.”

”Well, uncle, I'll trouble you.”

After dinner, Xiao san'er went to town to play cards with his friends.

Thin monkey was going back to Shijia village, but suddenly he found his recorder missing.

If you think about it carefully, when he went to bed last night, he patted his clothes a few times. Maybe he left his recorder at his sister-in-law's house.

The thin monkey thought dejectedly: it seems that he has to go back to his sister-in-law in red, because this recorder is imported and cost more than 10000 yuan.

Money is a small matter. The main reason is that the quality of this recorder is very good. Even the buzzing sound of mosquitoes can be recorded.

”Do you want to go back to our village?” Lao Xu asked

The thin monkey replied, ”I have to go back to collect the mountain goods.”

Old Xu tou said: ”little brother, in fact, there is no mountain goods in our village. Why don't you go to other villages to have a look? I tell you: the people in our village are very crafty. The mountain goods sold to you are of high price and poor quality.”

Obviously, Lao Xu tou didn't want the skinny monkey to go back to the village with him. He was afraid that he would tell the villagers the truth about exchanging civet cat for prince.

Thin monkey said with a smile: ”then I have to go back and say hello to the landlord, or it will be impolite.”

Lao Xu waved his hand and said, ”I'll just say hello to the landlord for you. You don't have to go there.”

It seems that old Xu Tou is determined not to let the thin monkey go back to the village.

Thin monkey ha ha a smile, straightforward said: ”Uncle Xu, you don't worry, I won't talk, small three son just said those wine words, I don't believe it.”

Old Xu head did not continue to persuade thin monkey, just Yin Yin said: ”then go.”

Along the way, they did not speak and walked with their heads closed.

The thin monkey didn't know the way and followed Lao Xu's head.