Chapter 539 (1/2)
An old man sneered: ”Lao Xu, you have never been a sesame official in your life. I heard that you are also a hen pecked man at home, and you are still under the control of your wife. You said that you have never been in charge of a person all your life.”
Lao Xu clapped his head on his chest and said, ”who says I have never been in charge of people? My two sons and one daughter are all under my jurisdiction.”
”Old Xu, just blow it. I heard that your children only listen to your wife. Your words are like farting.”
”Who said that? I am the leader in front of my children. ”
”Old Xu, don't brag. We are in the neighborhood. Who doesn't know who's inside out. You can only manage the mice, flies, mosquitoes in the housekeeper, and the sparrows in the field
The old men laughed together.
With a displeased look on his face, Lao Xu sat down on the stool and said to the waiter, ”give me a pot of Longjing tea, the best, a pack of cigarettes, a soft China, and a plate of melon seeds.”
An old man was surprised and asked, ”old Xu, are you soft today? Where did you get the money? It's not stealing your wife's money, is it
”Ha ha... I didn't say that just now. People asked me to find a way to find the body of a young girl. I inquired around and found him the body of a young girl. So they gave me 1000 yuan for running errands.”
”Ah! Lao Xu, you are really good at finding the body of a young girl. How did you find it? ”
Old Xu head mysterious said: ”ha ha... This I will keep secret, this is privacy, do you understand, what is privacy?”
”Lao Xu, you don't go to steal tombs in the middle of the night, do you?”
Lao Xu's head looked unhappy and said seriously, ”who am I? Don't you know? I've never done anything wrong in my life. ”
”Mr. Xu, it's true that you haven't done anything bad in your life, but I haven't heard that you've done anything good.”
”Why haven't I done anything good? This time, I found a corpse of a young girl. That's what I did. ”
”Lao Xu, I think: you are not doing good, you are doing business. As you said just now, you helped others to build a bridge and get a young woman's corpse. They paid you 1000 yuan. Isn't that business? ”
”This... How is this business? If you do business, it's selling female corpses, but I'm just introducing them and charging a little intermediary fee. ”
”Mr. Xu, since you've collected the agency fee, it's business. It's definitely not a good thing.”
Lao Xu was a little angry. He didn't drink tea or eat melon seeds. He stood up and left.
The thin monkey took out a cigarette, handed it to an old man and asked, ”where does the old Xu live, sir?”
”He's from xujiawan.”
”Is xujiawan far from here?”
”It's not far. It's five miles away.”
Thin monkey can't take care of tea, he immediately got up and went to xujiawan.
Xujiawan is not far from the town. It's a big village.
The skinny monkey came into the village and saw several old men standing under the big tree chatting, so he went over.
The thin monkey took out a cigarette and gave it to each boss. He asked, ”I'm a peddler of mountain goods. Who has mountain goods in the village?”
An old man asked, ”what kind of goods do you accept?”
”I take Chinese herbal medicine, and I also take prey. Anyway, as long as it's mountain goods, I want them.”
The old man shook his head and said, ”there are some hunters in our village. They fight some rabbits and pheasants. Do you want them?”