Chapter 499 (1/2)
A knife hurried to the door of the hospital. There were several non-staple food shops at the door of the hospital. She ran into the nearest shop and asked the salesperson, ”do you have any bread?”
”There are several. Which one do you want?”
A knife said, ”as long as it's bread, give me five.”
It seems that a knife looks very anxious. Maybe she wants to buy bread quickly and then go back to her daughter.
The salesman took five loaves, put them in a plastic bag and handed them a knife.
After paying for a knife, he turned and walked out.
Chang Wen made a gesture. Hercules hurried into the shop from outside and hit him with a knife.
A knife faltered, almost fell, Hercules quickly held a knife.
Although a knife didn't wrestle, the bread in his hand fell to the ground and rolled all over the ground.
A knife said angrily: ”are you blind? How can you hit me? ”
Hercules bowed to a knife and said apologetically, ”Granny, I'm really sorry. I'm in a hurry to go into the store and buy things. I didn't see you.”
”You... What do you call me?”
”I call you granny.”
”Am I... Am I that old? I think your eyes are really blind, even people can't recognize the old and young. I tell you: I'm only in my forties, and I'm just a big sister at best. ”
”When I call you grandma, I respect you.”
”Open your eyes. Am I grandma?”
Hercules exaggerated up and down looked at a knife, muttered: ”how do I look at you like an old granny, you have a lot of wrinkles on your face, your skin is black, and I hit you lightly, you almost fell down, in short, in my eyes, you are like a person over sixty years old.”
A knife angrily said: ”you are really blind, I ask you: are you wrong with your eyes?”
”No problem. My eyes are both 3.0, which is very good“
Hercules asked a middle-aged man next to him, ”uncle, do you want to see if she looks like an old granny?”
Uncle is a joker, he said with a smile: ”I look like Grandma, at least 90 years old.”
Hercules said with a smile: ”Granny, I'm right. You really look very old.”
The uncle said half jokingly: ”grandma, you are so old, you should walk with a stick.”
A knife jumped up, angrily yelled: ”you want to play me as a monkey, I want to call the police!”
A knife out of the cell phone will call the police.
Chang Wen walked over and said, ”elder sister, there's no need to be angry with them. I think they just want to make a joke with you. In my opinion, elder sister is only in her thirties at most.”
A knife grinned and said, ”this handsome guy has eyes. I'm only in my early 40s this year. In our village, everyone says I'm young.”
Chang Wen flattered: ”elder sister, in my eyes, the most you can see is 35 years old, young.”