Chapter 460 (2/2)
”Ha ha... Brother, I don't think it's that simple. According to my experience, your nose was kicked.”
Zhu Cong is surprised to ask: ”you... What do you do?”
”Ha ha... To be honest, I'm a detective.”
”How do you know I was kicked in the nose?”
”Ha ha... I not only know that your nose was kicked, I also know that your nose was kicked by a girl.”
Zhu Cong was stunned. After a long time, he asked, ”are you... Are you an immortal?”
”Brother, to tell you the truth, just now, I was riding an electric car to go shopping. I happened to pass by a hotel and saw a girl running out of it. I was running and scolding: I want to kick that rascal to death. At that time, I felt a little curious and wanted to fight against injustice, so I stopped the girl and asked: where's that rascal? Do you want me to help you catch that rascal? The girl replied: the hooligan has been kicked to the ground by me. His nose is bleeding and a lot of blood has been shed. If it wasn't for his pity, I would have called the police and let the police arrest him. As soon as the girl left for a while, an ambulance came and lifted you into the car
Zhu Cong asked in surprise: ”you... You know all about it?”
”Yes, it's a coincidence that you came to this hospital again.”
”Brother, in fact, I was wronged. The girl came to fish.”
”Ha ha... Brother, did the girl go fishing in the hotel?”
”Brother, you don't understand me. I mean, the girl seduced me on purpose. Then she slandered me as a lecher and broke my nose.”
”Brother, if you don't provoke that girl, can they kick you off the bridge of the nose? I think it's still your problem. Who can't stand the temptation of women? ”
”Brother, you haven't met such a powerful woman. She deliberately let me drink some wine. Maybe she put some ecstasy in the wine. Then she pretended to be drunk and asked me to send her to the hotel. By the way, inordinate ambitions, she has sprayed many perfume on her body.
Skinny monkey disdained to say: ”brother, after all, you still have the wrong idea ah, it seems that you were kicked off the bridge of the nose, it is deserved!”
Zhu Cong wrongly said: ”brother, you are not in this situation, otherwise, you will end up with me.”
”Not necessarily.”
”Brother, when a beautiful woman is fragrant all over, with a red face, and a little drunk, this appearance is the most attractive for men. I can guarantee that 99% of men can't stand this temptation.”
”Brother, don't quibble. It seems that you are lucky to be kicked off your nose. If this girl is vicious, she will send you to prison.”
Zhu Cong sighed a long time and said to himself, ”I've really broken into a ghost these days. Did I encounter peach blossom robbery?”
The thin monkey pretended to be sincere and said, ”brother, I think you must have offended God. Maybe you have done something immoral, so you are punished by God.”
Zhu Cong sighed and said, ”elder brother, if you judge me, I'm not virtuous. I originally talked about a girlfriend who suddenly suffered from a strange disease, a disease that could not be cured and would soon die. You said, in this case, I abandoned her, right? ”
”Brother, you are so wicked. If someone else's girl is ill, you don't comfort her, accompany her, and abandon her cruelly. Do you think that's right?”
”Brother, I'm worried that her disease will be contagious.”
”Ha ha... Even if your girlfriend has an infectious disease, you can do a good job in prevention, and there is no need to abandon others.”
”Brother, what you say is light. What will you do if you encounter such a thing?”
”I will actively give her treatment, even if the treatment is not good, I will wait by her side and accompany her through the last part of the road.”
Zhu Cong sighed several times and said, ”I can't do it. I really can't do it. I don't have such a high level of thinking. I want to show kindness to a dying person and consume my time, energy and money unless the sun comes out from the West.”