Chapter 429 (1/2)
Zhang Guihua in front of the chameleon, impolitely said: ”boss Wang, this elder sister is a bit strange, she wants to invite me to dinner, and also said that she wants to marry me as a wife, I think her nerves are abnormal, she is a woman, I am also a woman, how do women and women get married? Boss Wang, I'm... I'm a little afraid of her. ”
Wang Xiaoman comforted: ”Osmanthus fragrans, don't be afraid. He just likes to joke. Maybe you haven't met humorous people before, so it's rare to see more than strange.”
As soon as Wang Xiaoman heard it, he knew that chameleon must have taken a fancy to Zhang Guihua, so he invited Zhang Guihua to dinner and hinted at Zhang Guihua.
”Oh, I see.”
Zhang Guihua hung up the video, sighed and said: ”elder sister, you are really strange. I met a strange person like you for the first time. I am worried that you are a fake contact person, so I have to confirm with boss Wang.”
The chameleon shrugged and asked, ”now that you have proved that I am not a bad person, you should be able to eat with me with confidence.”
Zhang Guihua nodded and said, ”yes, now I'm at ease. You are too fond of joking and make me suspicious.”
”Sweet scented osmanthus needs fun in life. Joking is like seasoning in cooking. Only with seasoning can the dish be fried delicious.”
”I'm... I'm the first time I've met someone who likes to joke, so I'm not used to it.”
Zhang Guihua turned the menu over and over again. She couldn't order. She kept saying, ”it's too expensive. It's too expensive. I... I'm full after seeing the price.”
Chameleon smiles, takes the recipe and orders four dishes in a row. When he orders one dish, he will ask Zhang Guihua: ”do you like this dish?”
Zhang Guihua always asks, ”how much is this dish?”
The chameleon would say, ”ten.”
”I don't believe it. Just now I saw that no dish is less than 100 yuan. How can it be turned into a dish with 10 yuan in your hand?”
”Ha ha... That's because you spend ten yuan as a hundred yuan.”
”My eyes are very good, both eyes are 3.0, otherwise, you can show me the menu again.”
”Don't look. It'll be tomorrow morning. Dinner will be breakfast.”
After ordering four courses, the chameleon asked, ”wife, what wine do you drink?”
”I don't know how to drink. I'll drink juice. I'll order any fruit that's cheap.”
Zhang Guihua is a woman who can make a living. Even if she lets chameleon spend money, she feels very distressed.
Chameleon more and more like Zhang Guihua, he said with a smile: ”wife, what kind of juice do you like to drink? There are kiwifruit, watermelon, apple and pear? ”
”I said, drink whatever is cheap.”
The chameleon lied, ”it's all one price.”
”Then drink apple juice.”
The chameleon asked for a bunch of apple juice. He thought it was a little less and asked for a bunch of pear juice.
The food came up, and they talked while drinking and eating.
Chameleon a wife's call, Zhang Guihua also listen to the habit, but also do not feel uncomfortable.
”Wife, what do you think of these dishes?”
”I've never eaten such a high-grade dish in my life. I feel like I've become a queen.”
”Ha ha... I'm the emperor. Of course you are the queen.”
”Elder sister, is that what you want to be a man? What's good about men? I think it's better to be a woman. ”