Chapter 83 (1/2)
”Doumi, do you mean that the man you love has passed away?”
”Yes, since he has gone to another world, I will follow him. I believe that he will be waiting for me there, waiting for me.”
Chang Wen sighed with regret and asked, ”is the man you love really dead?”
”Last night, I received a phone call. A woman told me: the man I love is dead. The woman also sent me a death certificate.”
When Chang Wen heard this, he laughed to himself.
Obviously, this is a farce.
If the man that Dou Mi loves really died, just need to inform her to go, need not issue a death certificate greatly.
Obviously, the other party was afraid that doumi didn't believe it, so they used the death certificate to persuade her.
”Doumi, how did the man you love die?”
”I heard that there was a car accident and my head was crushed.”
Doumi said, broke into tears.
Chang Wen waited for doumi to cry less and said, ”doumi, send that death certificate to my mobile phone and let me have a look.”
”Why do you look at the death certificate?”
”I'm afraid you've got the wrong person.”
”No, what's clearly written on the death certificate is my boyfriend's name. His name is Haotian.”
Doumi takes out his cell phone and forwards the photo of the death certificate to Chang Wen.
Chang Wen carefully looked at the death certificate, he found: the name of this death certificate, as if it had been smeared, that is to say: the death certificate was originally another name, altered to Haotian.
Chang Wen laughed to herself: doumi, a little girl, can't even see through this little trick. She is cheated to death. It's a big joke.
Chang Wen didn't break this point. He said quietly: ”doumi, I appreciate you very much. I have the courage to sacrifice for love. This is called life is precious. Love is more expensive. If it's for love, it's the highest in the world.”
Doumi curled his lips and said, ”you're a loser. You're really illiterate. You've even mispronounced such a popular poem.”
”Ha ha... Doumi, it's a noble act for you to die for love, but it's a bit stupid for you to choose to jump off a building.”
”How stupid am I?”
”You think, if you hit your head on the ground when you jump, your head will retract into your chest. That ugly look is not to mention ugly. Also, if you are on the ground, then facial features are destroyed, what an ugly look it should be. Even if your feet are on the ground, your legs must be finished. You have to stick a crutch when you go to the underworld. ”
”Don't talk about it. If you go on, I won't have the courage to jump.”
”Doumi, I think the best way to die is not to destroy your body. I heard that there is a kind of medicine that you can die painlessly after drinking it, but it's a little expensive. It's said that it costs 10000 yuan for one. If you really want to die, I can buy one for you. After all, we are brother-in-law and sister-in-law. When you leave, I always have to show my respect.”
”Is it true that this medicine is not painful to drink?”
”If it's painful, can it cost more than 10000 yuan? It's because you can die comfortably that you can sell it at a high price. ”
Doumi hesitated.
Chang Wen said while the iron was hot: ”doumi, in fact, it's not interesting for you to die in such a hurry.”
”Why am I not interesting enough?”