Chapter 809 (1/2)
I have to ask for a ticket! It's OK to make a chapter. Now the tickets are really too few. Can you give Xiaomi a little passion?
================As a man, no one wants to be a spare tire. But the key is that most men are visual animals, and the vision is very picky, but the number of goddesses is far greater than dinosaurs, so inevitably, many men will become poor spare wheel. The only difference is that some spare tires don't know they are, while some men are willing to be spare tires.
As a spare tire, it is not the most tragic thing, because the spare tire is still useful after all. When the goddess encounters a change of mood and needs comfort, the role of the spare tire will appear. However, the spare tire is still fragile, because the value of the spare tire to the goddess is to listen to her endless emotional stories that are more smelly and long than Aunt Wang's foot binding. However, this emotional story has nothing to do with the spare tire. Male one has someone else.
What's worse, when the goddess was drunk, she scolded ”so and so, the king. Eight eggs, my mother gave him everything, and he dared to...” This kind of words, qualified spare tire immediately need to be followed by a sentence, ”so and so do not know how to cherish, that is his blindness.”.
There's no way. That's what the spare tire means. As a spare tire, if you don't listen to the story and vent of these changes, there is no value at all.
I can imagine the pain of spare tire.
However, Qin Lang said that there was a worse role than the spare tire, which made Tao Ruoxiang curious, so she asked the result quickly.
”Worse than the spare, of course, the jack.” Qin Lang explained with a smile, ”do you want to use a jack when driving and changing the spare wheel? If the goddess's spare tire doesn't work, the jack will be qualified to top the spare tire, right? ”
After listening to Qin Lang's words, Tao Ruoxiang wanted to laugh, but she felt a bit out of place. Now she should be very depressed.
Qin Lang saw Tao Ruoxiang and didn't laugh. He thought that teacher Tao's smile was really high, but I don't believe you can laugh or not. So Qin Lang went on to say, ”in fact, being a man, spare tire and Jack are not the worst. There are worse than these two titles.”
”What is that?” Asked Tao Ruoxiang.
”Air pump.”
Qin Lang explained solemnly, ”Jack, there is still a chance to top. Do you know when this pump will come into use? That's when it comes to abortion. ”
Tao Ruoxiang was stunned at first, and then suddenly understood Qin Lang's point of smile. He couldn't help laughing again. However, when she broke out, Qin Lang's classmates immediately suffered and were sprayed with a face of beer by Tao Ruoxiang.
No one will feel comfortable when they are sprayed with saliva, but the only thing that comes out of a beautiful woman's mouth, no matter whether it's saliva or beer, will not be disgusting. So Qin Lang didn't get angry. Instead, he smiled at Tao Ruoxiang and waited for her slender fingers to wipe his face with a tissue.
It's a pity that Tao Ruoxiang seems to have seen through Qin Lang's idea. When her hand is about to reach Qin Lang's face, she quickly shrinks back and says, ”take the tissue and wipe it yourself!”
Qin Lang knew that he should not show the expression of enjoying it too early. He could only reach for the paper towel handed by Tao Ruoxiang. However, he felt Tao Ruoxiang's palm with a little static electricity.
Tao Ruoxiang gives Qin Lang a look, but she can't help looking at this guy with a smile on his face. In the past, when she was a ”Tao teacher”, Tao Ruoxiang could barely ”hold” Qin Lang, but now she finds that her deterrent to Qin Lang seems to be weaker and weaker.
Fortunately, Qin Lang also knew that he could not overtly and overtly challenge Tao Ruoxiang's face, so he suddenly became serious: ”listen to the joke, your mood is better for Aunt Tao. Now can you tell why you are depressed? By the way, I'm sure it's not because of change. If it is, I'll leave right away. I don't want to be a spare. ”