C127 (1/2)

”Go, go, go. Even if I agree, will the woman think well of you?” Shan Shui smelled the stench coming from his body, and waved his hands as he spoke.

”Hehehe, this is not difficult. If you want, you can give me your clothes. If I give my clothes to you, wouldn't it be great if I helped you marry her?” ”Actually, I don't look too bad when I become a beggar!” The beggar said.

”Your idea isn't bad, but your clothes are too disgusting!” Shan Shui frowned.

”Are you stupid? You won't be able to soak in the river and quickly decide. With three minutes to think, you'll be able to live your life freely, and I will finally be able to eat a hearty meal. Hahaha! ” The beggar said with a smile.

”Alright, for the happiness of all the people in the world, for the sake of being able to eat a full meal, let's exchange then!” Shan Shui spoke in a righteous tone and as expected, he exchanged clothes with the beggar.

”Spread your hair, only then will you look like me, hahaha... ”Yes, give me the hair on your head and the handkerchief!” The beggar said. Shan Shui would do as he was told.

”But you don't look like me. You're so thin. I'm afraid that Miss Ling Lan won't believe that you're me, right?” Shan Shui asked worriedly.

”Hehe, you don't understand. You are a cultivator, so I will say that I am showing my true face to you. In order to get rid of her, why not?” The beggar said with a smile.

”Is that really okay?” Shan Shui was still worried.

”Old brother, Brother Xin, you can live a free life! However, it's a deal. You can't regret it. ” said the beggar cautiously.

”Hmph, regret? ”Get me some money and see if I regret it.” Shan Shui shook his head and laughed.

If he could change his clothes, then Shan Shui would swagger forward.

”Hehehe, I don't need to hide from you this time. You should hide from me!”

As expected, Ling Lan saw Shan Shui, who was wearing the beggar's clothes and had also covered his face, and pinched her nose as she walked away. The pervert, who was wearing Shan Shui's clothes, happily ran out as well.

At this moment, he had also finished combing his hair, and dressed up like a real man. He ran forward at top speed, looking behind him as he ran. Sure enough, that Ling Lan had caught up to him.

”Shan Shui, stop right there, I like you, I want to marry you!” Ling Lan chased while shouting.

The real prostitute, Shan Shui, saw this scene and was overjoyed. He secretly laughed, he felt that this was an extremely good idea.

The fake Shan Shui who had disguised himself, ran forward with all his might. He ran really fast, and after a while he was no longer there. This real Shan Shui suddenly felt a little sour in his heart.

”This woman looks pretty good. She has to have a body, even though she's a bit plump, isn't she?” She wants to have a good appearance, be very persistent and cordial. Maybe she wants to marry me to repay the debt of gratitude. She's not in the wrong! But if he really gave her to that beggar, how could that guy have gotten himself into such a predicament? What a pity! ”If you are more capable than yourself, then …” The real Shan Shui thought.

After chasing for a while, Ling Lan still could not catch up to the fake Shan Shui, and was so tired that she fell on the ground gasping for breath. That fake Shan Shui was running extremely fast, and Ling Lan was simply unable to catch up with him, while the real Shan Shui, a beggar, was lost in thought while walking. He was already hungry and hungry, but when he saw that it was Ling Lan, he did not dare ask her for directions.

On the roadside, he met Ling Lan, who saw that he was dressed in rags, so she casually threw him a few coins and didn't even look at him.

While walking, he sighed: ”This Shan Shui, he sure runs fast, why is he running faster and faster? I must catch up to him, I must marry him! I have to find him no matter where he goes. ”

Shan Shui shook his head and declined to comment. Miss Ling Lan kept chasing after them. Shan Shui took the money and walked towards the village. He was bullied by many children, who picked up bricks, tiles, stones, and dirt … Smash it down on him.

As he fought, he sang, ”Stupid and lazy, only knowing how to ask for money when you reach out your hand and not knowing how to look for it; Tiebu Village, Tielu Village, Tielu Village, tattered and tattered, no good at all; when you call for it, you have to hit it; dirty, ugly, dirty …”

Shan Shui was so angry that he almost died. Who made this up?