Chapter 181 (2/2)
”Hello, Ba Bruce!”
Muyang said hello with a smile.
But babulus is just a chimpanzee. He is so stupid that he can only roar and compete towards Muyang.
Ignoring the barking babulus, Muyang got into the simple hut of the northern king and saw the northern King sleeping on the bed.
The northern king is short and fat, with two long tentacles on his head. He looks like a cockroach.
”Lord jiewang, Lord jiewang!” Moyang stood in front of the plank bed and cried.
But before Muyang wakes up the northern king, babulus, the gorilla, runs in, jumps on the northern king and directly steps on his face.
”Ah!” With a scream, the king of the northern boundary rolled down from the plank bed.
”Babulus, you naughty guy, next time I will send you to the lower world like this, eh, there is another person, who are you, the God of which planet?” When the king of the northern boundary got up and saw Muyang, he asked strangely.
Muyang said, ”my name is Muyang. I come from a planet called Earth in the south of the north bank?”
”Earth? It's a very remote planet. ” The northern king thought about it, and the tentacles on his head automatically responded to the earth's situation, ”so you're still a savior, not bad, it's OK to watch.”
”Come on, what's the matter with me?”
”Lord world Wang, I heard that you are a master of martial arts with profound knowledge when I was in the lower world. I want your advice, so that I can better protect my mother star.” Muyang made great efforts to praise the king of the northern realm and spoke highly of his purpose of learning martial arts.
”You've got some insight. Although you've put a lot of effort into it, on the whole, it's pretty good.” The northern King nodded, took off his glasses and wiped, ”that earth has been ten thousand years, no, there has never been such a talent as you in ten thousand years.”
”But my kung fu You need to pass my test! ”
The northern king is also alone on the king's star. It's not easy for someone to come here. He flatters himself so much. He immediately smiles and doesn't rush to drive people away.
”Please tell me, Lord jiewang.”
Muyang eyebrows a pick, the heart has long been prepared.
”My request is very simple. As long as you can tell me jokes that make me laugh, I will allow you to stay on my world king star to practice.”
”This is very simple. Please have a look, Lord jiewang.” Muyang had been prepared for a long time, just as he had bribed the tortoise immortal to take the dragon ball from him. He was also well prepared for the northern king.
As he spoke, he handed a brand-new book to the northern king, on which all the latest cold jokes were recorded.
North world king lived in world king star for many years. He couldn't stand the baptism. After turning over a few pages, his body suddenly trembled, his breath became short, his whole face was red, as if he saw something that made him very excited.
”Hahaha, wonderful! Poop poop... ”
The king of the northern boundary laughed for a while and carefully put the books away.
”You've been prepared for a long time. It's not bad. Those who are prepared can take the lead. This awareness is very good. I'm very satisfied with your gift.”
Said, the king of the northern boundary looked at Muyang, ”the northern Milky way has a talent like you. If we don't teach you anything, we will be very sorry. I'm not big here. You can find a place to live. When I finish studying the secrets in this book, I will start to teach you martial arts. ”
”Thank you very much, Lord Wang.”
Muyang was also very satisfied. After leaving the north boundary King's hut, he casually lifted a hammock between two big trees. According to him, it will take a few days for the northern king to study that cold joke.
During this time, he can first explore and practice in the northern boundary of Wangxing.
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