Chapter 61 (1/2)
”If I don't blackmail you, I'm sorry for the nickname that others gave me. What should I do?”
”what's the nickname, brother Xu?”
Jiangxiaobai silly Baji asked.
”Rogue.”
Fang Zheng answers Jiang Xiaobai's questions and gives him the nickname Xu Haodong, the biggest rogue in Tengyun town.
Let's put it this way. What was Xu Haodong like when he was the most scoundrel? If he passes by someone's house and finds that the food in this house is better than that in his own, he pretends to fall down and has to eat it in others.
It's worse than the one who touched the porcelain. At least the one who touched the porcelain pretended to act. When he got off the car, he ran to eat.
But it's all the work he did in his teens. In his thirties, he's long gone.
”Give me an old age. Anyway, I can't move under my neck.”
”It's better to kill you than to raise you.”
Fang fights for a hand to lift, the eye dew kills a machine, Xu Haodong frightens to quickly stand up, did not install.
”You're serious. Take me to the hospital. I can't do this with my neck!”
I really want to go to the hospital to show him, but don't really have any problems. Just about to leave, Xu's mother came, carrying a basket with a lot of delicious food, eggs, bacon, peaches and a big fish.
”Mr. Jiang taught our little swallow how to draw. Our whole family is very grateful. Fang Zheng also helped a lot. I'll give you something delicious. It's all from home. If you can't eat it, let Dongzi go home and get it.”
Xu's mother likes Fang Zheng and Jiang Xiaobai. If you look at them, what a temperament and artist they are. There's a sense of cleanliness all over. Art is not the same, looking at all pleasing, white tender, did not speak first smile, especially polite, mouth is also very sweet.
Take a look at your own son. Bah, if you look at him one more time, you will feel that his eyes are slanting!
Is it really slanting?
”What happened to the neck?”
Fang Zhengyi was sorry. He beat him first and then broke it off.
”He
Xu Haodong finally has a chance to complain and fight with each other.
”I'm stiff, he twisted my neck from the right to the left! I can't go back! I feel that my hands and feet are numb and I can't stand steadily. I think I'm going to be paralyzed. I'll fight with him and let him serve me all my life! ”
Xu Haodong showed the arrogant smile of Huang Shiren.
”During the day, I draw to earn money to support me, feed me with water and food, take care of me by scrubbing my bath and washing my feet, and share my bed and hug me at night!”
This is the life of the immortals! It's beautiful when you think about it.
Without waiting for Xu Haodong to finish speaking, Xu's mother picked up one side of the massage hammer, which was Jiang Xiaobai's three foot long wooden massage hammer with a big fist. She swung round and hit Xu Haodong.
”I'll bury you if I kill you!”
When Xu Haodong's neck was crooked, his eyes didn't work very well. He didn't find that his mother used to knock to show his mother's love every time. When he saw the wooden hammer, he couldn't dodge any more. He had to stick to his head and wanted to break the wood with the iron hammer.
Or subconsciously hide, and is a Kara, sprained neck and twist from the right to the left, Xu Haodong has no time to scream, jiangxiaobai cried out!
”Fang Zheng!”
Xu's mother didn't expect that Fang Zheng suddenly came, and the end was not good enough. The wooden hammer fell on Fang Zheng's shoulder.
Fang Zheng put his arms around Xu Haodong's body to hide, but he didn't hide neatly, so he got a shoulder.
Originally head lets oneself come meeting twist, twist of bone all gave out a sound, how to do in hit concussion to him? This matter is originally his own wrong, can't let Xu Haodong also be beaten, instinctively rushed to protect Xu Haodong.
Xu Haodong also looked at it. He put his arms around Fang Zheng and pressed it to his arms. He stood on one side of his body to block his mother's second attack.
”Just hit me. Why did you hit him! Can he play? The body is delicate and the meat is expensive. It hurts for a long time. It doesn't matter if my skin is rough and the meat is thick. He still draws pictures! ”
Xu Haodong held the back of Fang Zheng's head and held it tightly in his arms.
”You say you are more than sixty years old, and your temper is worse than mine! Hit me every day, and I'll take it as if you're training your arms and legs. Don't hurt the innocent! ”
A little angry, but also want to quarrel, Fang pushed him away.
”What are you calling for?”
Fang Zheng frowned at him. Xu Haodong's voice turned down immediately.
”I didn't shout. I'm just in a bit of a hurry. Do you feel any pain?”
”Ma, you'll make my shoulder comfortable. These days, I've been suffering from periarthritis of shoulder when I'm carrying my arm. How to knead it and how to pinch it hurts. It's a lot easier. ”
Fang Zhengbai takes a look at Xu Haodong, turns around and smiles at Xu amah, moving her arm.
Xu's mother wrongly hurt Fang Zheng. She felt guilty and didn't know what to say when she was quarreled by her son. Fang Zheng laughed and said that, and Xu's spirit relaxed. If you're still a cultural person, people can talk even if they have measurement.
”I'm sorry, son.”
”I'm sorry. I'll ask you to hit me on the other shoulder. It's OK. It's nothing. Haodong, go to cook and let Grandma eat at home today. ””Did you abuse me like that? My neck, ah, my neck is ready? ”