1 A Disaster Caused by a Can of Coke (1/2)
Chapter 1: A Disaster Caused by a Can of Coke
Translator: xujin-t-t, _Min_Editor: xujin-e-x, Lis_
A drop of cold sweat dripped down his forehead, as Jiang Chen stared at the massive pair of boobs in front him. They were at least size 36D.
Below her eyebrows was a pair of valiant looking eyes, a beautiful nose, and a delicate mouth. However, her malicious expression certainly tainted her beauty. A pitch black pistol and a wicked looking whip, were held in her hands.
If the surrounding was decorated with a few more sexually suggestive items, every man in the world would fantasize about what could happen next.
Fantasize my a*s!
Jiang Chen’s heart swelled with regret and fear. He did not feel any sense of pleasure or consider the possibility of being aroused.
His pants all the sudden felt tight. He must be delusional right now. [There is no way I am a masochist.]
He knew he had no weird fetishes. So, any physical reaction would be an accident in this dire situation.
”Name?” The busty girl asked. She was wearing a black leather jacket, with a pair of jeans that has started to fade after too many washes. She shook her hair, as she forcefully stepped onto the chair’s arm.
”Jiang Chen…” He swallowed, as he responded truthfully. As a civilized man himself, he has never seen a girl so barbaric.
The girl raised her eyebrows. ”What a girly name?”
[Why don’t you ask my mother? Dammit!] Of course, he could only say that in his head. He feared that the moment he opened his mouth, a bullet would create a new hole on his forehead.
Yes, this hottie had a pistol on her, which made the atmosphere not even remotely romantic.
”I was born in the morning, hence the name morning (Cheng) in my name,” Jiang Chen mumbled. The name was not girly by any means. However, the fact that he looked very delicate, didn’t contribute to his cause. Even if he had a masculine name, the contrast would be even odder.
”Don’t get off topic.” The girl lashed the whip onto the sofa beside him. The loud cracking sound scared Jiang Chen so much, that he curled into the chair. ”I am not interested in your mom.”
[God, you were the one that asked.] Jiang Chen swore in his mind, as his face paled.
”You have the potential to be a great looking guy.” the beauty smiled, as she approached him. She touched Jiang Chen’s face with the side of her whip. ”You are going to answer my questions. If you dare to lie, I don’t mind creating a few scars on your lovely face.”
Jiang Chen’s face turned red as he tried to hold back his scream. [Why do I feel so violated?]
”Where are you from?” The girl questioned as she gazed directly at him.
”I am from the north.” Jiang Chen responded with a lie. Of course, he never believed that the girl could see through him. [ Wanghai City? Here is Wanghai City? This deserted place?]
”This can of cola, where did you find it?” The girl’s pronunciation was odd as if she has never heard someone say Coke before.
Jiang Chen felt the girl’s voice transform as her breathing rapidly grew. The tone was filled with an intense lust, or greed?
”Coke… it’s a type of pop.”
”No sh*t! I know it is pop. I am asking you, where it is from!” The girl chugged the coke. As soon as she finished, she exhaled with relief. Then she threw the can onto the ground, and lashed her whip onto the poor sofa once again.
Jiang Chen stared directly at the odd looking gun pointed directly at his forehead.
A drop of sweat dripped down his face. He steadied his breath as he tried to remain calm. ”I can’t explain that.”
”Do you want to die?”
”Is this the way you treat someone who just saved your life?” With a sudden burst of courage, he argued back.
After a brief moment of silence, she let out a slow sigh. She put the gun away and threw the whip onto the ground. ”Fine, I did cross the line.” Despite admitting her fault, she had no intention of letting Jiang Chen go.
[Since she only whipped the sofa, she probably has no ill-intention after all.] Jiang Chen thought in his head.
”Trust me. I have no harmful intentions,” She said. However, Jiang Chen was uncertain about how long her conscience would last, so he continued to make up stories.
”No harmful intentions?”
”Like how I saved you from starvation? If I told you anything today, it would make both of our lives more complicated than it needs to be.” Jiang Chen continued to respond with a secretive tone. His words left a lot to the imagination.
”Haha,” the girl forced a careless laugh. But the uncertainty in her eyes was clearly evident.
”Maybe we can partner up! I just got here and… how can I explain this. Everything here is terrible. I need a guide, and I can pay you handsomely for it.” He proposed an offer with a luring hint in his voice. He was using the stick and the carrot strategy.
”Oh? You are from the Northern Alliance?” The girl asked with her eyebrows raised.