Chapter 318 – I’m A Butterfly (1/2)

I explained to Ai Mi and I also told her some general information on the class leader and Shu Zhe.

“It’s still suspicious.”

Ai Mi posed like a detective and followed me around while monitoring the class leader and her brother.

The first thing the class leader did after buying the shoes was to get as far away from the incorrect tile as possible.

“I’m never coming back to this mall again.” The class leader said, “If they even make these basic mistakes, there might even be problems with the blueprints and foundation. This place could immediately collapse once an earthquake hits.”

“Class leader, don’t scare me.” Xiong YaoYue said anxiously, “I come here almost every week, it would be really unlucky for me to be buried in an earthquake.”

“… if I was buried, you have to come and save me. Don’t forget to bring me a cold coca-cola.”

Xiong YaoYue said and then began to laugh out loud. She said the words of the famous ‘Coke Boy‘ from the Sichuan earthquake and probably thought she was funny.

Other than Ai Mi who began to recollect about the taste of coke, none of us laughed, but Xiong YaoYue kept laughing loudly without any regard for the people around her.

It’s embarrassing how easily she laughs… or should I say brave?

After the chance encounter with the class leader, Xiong YaoYue completely forgot about the fact Ai Mi was going to buy her underwear. When Ai Mi didn’t let the class leader pat her head, the thick-skinned Xiong YaoYue went over to be patted by the class leader.

“Sob sob ~~~ class leader, the sports underwear I was drying on my balcony was stolen, you should comfort me.” Xiong YaoYue was fake crying with exaggerated movements.

“I thought you can’t expose sportswear to strong sunlight.” The class leader was expressionless, “Wouldn’t the wire change shape if you left it on the balcony on such a hot day?”

“Ah, right.” Xiong YaoYue came to a realization but she began to wipe her fake tears again, “Even if that’s the case, I don’t think the panty thief came to help put away my clothes. I’m so unlucky, sob sob sob~~~”

The class leader felt she was pitiful for faking her tears, so she could only helplessly pat her head, “There, there, don’t cry. Just be more careful in the future.”

Xiong YaoYue raised her head all of a sudden and it pushed back the class leader’s hand.

“Right, class leader, I remember your underwear was also stolen once. If I think about the thief using our underwear to jack off, I just want to tear him apart.”

The class leader had a slightly red face, “Don’t say that in front of everyone…”

“Winnie, Winnie.” Ai Mi beckoned Xiong YaoYue while hiding behind me and Xiong YaoYue quickly cane over in response.

“Miss Ai Mi, what are your orders?” Xiong YaoYue acted as if she was a captain of the Schutzstaffel and did a salute.

“Don’t get too close to that person, it’s dangerous…”

“Huh, who?”

“Katyusha… the one you guys call class leader. She might kill all of us.”

“No way.” Xiong YaoYue laughed, “Even though the class leader keeps a gun hidden at home, she would never point it at us.”

“So she does have a gun?” Ai Mi’s complexion worsened, “I also never thought Vasya would point a gun at us before he killed the bodyguards.”

“Who’s Vasya? Is it a character from a TV show?”

The group underwent pointless chatter as we wandered aimlessly towards the washroom.

“I have to use the washroom.” Ai Mi, who drank a lot of coke, said, “Winnie, come with me.”