Chapter 310 – The Truth About Fucking Cats (1/2)

Lin Xiao had a bad feeling when he heard her cry out and his danger senses went off. He institutionally fired off a wind blade without even looking.

“N-no! … Watch out!”

Yao Zi also cried out nervously at the same time.

Lin Xiao turned around and saw what was happening, Yao Zi was indeed an idiot. She racked her brains trying to imitate Lin Xiao’s magic, though she succeeded, she lost control and the translucent wind blade was wobbly flying towards his butt!

Thankfully Yao Zi was still trying to recover and the angle of the wind blade became more crooked and left the path towards Lin Xiao’s butt. Lin Xiao also reacted quickly and cast the same wind blade, meeting Yao Zi’s magic and cancelled it out.

The light green magic exploded in midair, scattered away by the open field’s light breeze, again disappear into magic power, along with Lin Xiao’s almost uncontrollable desire.

Which made sense… his chrysanthemum almost exploded, he wouldn’t be a pervert if he still had lustful thoughts, he would be crazy.

“Pervert, have you had enough!?”

“Uh… yeah, sorry.” Lin Xiao retracted his hands and let Elena go, “I can’t help it, you’re too beautiful and I lost reason when I touched your chest, it’s all your fault.”

“Hah? You’re blaming me?’

“No, no… I’m blaming your chest.” Lin Xiao earnestly blamed it, “It’s so big and soft, it has some sort of force that attracts my hand, and I can’t let go once I touch it.”

“Pervert, you say that like my breasts were made for you to rub!”

“I also think so, that’s the gift bestowed upon me by the goddess!”

“Oh… then did she tell you that I’ll kill you in your sleep today?”

“No, she told me that we’ll be sleeping naked together tonight.”

“…”

“…”

“Oh, I see. Since we’re sleeping naked together tonight, and you’re also going to kill me, then the two added together means… tonight, you’re going to suffocate me to death with your chest!”

“Lin Xiao?”

“Hm? … Call me master.”

“I think you’re right.”

“Hehe, I’m just joking Elena, why are you staring at me like that? Did you take it seriously?”

“Yes, I took it seriously.” Elena raised the corner of her mouth, “Let’s try it tonight.”

“Ah? W-what are you going to do?”

“I’ll strip and sleep with you tonight.”

“No, no, I’m just joking, don’t take it seriously… Elena, stop, I’m scared!” Lin Xiao subconsciously took two steps back and tried to get far away from this sinister demon!

What happened, why did she turn hostile all of a sudden?

But this time Lin Xiao didn’t feel anything.

“N-no! Get away from me you oppai monster!”

He didn’t want to die, why did he have to die from it just because he likes it, what kind of logic is that?

He just wanted to sleep with his beloved maid. What’s wrong with thirsting for Elena’s body?

Why did he have to be punished?

“Oppai monster? What is that, is that a high-level demon variant?”

“It’s you, you queen of planet oppai!”

“Queen of planet oppai? Heh, that has a nice ring to it.”

“What? You’re actually fine with it… Elena, you’re the pervert! You’re even worse than me!”

“Oh, did you just realize?”

Elena smiled charmingly while watching Lin Xiao’s flustered expression. She stuck out a hand and placed her slender index finger on her lips and purposely spoke cloyingly.

“We demons are extremely intense when mating, I guess you could say we’re hardcore in human terms… Lin Xiao, let me remind you, did you forget what my original form was?”

“Your original form?”

“Ah, my original form, our appearance when we demons mate…”

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