Chapter 265 – 8pm, See You There (1/2)

From their analysis, Gong CaiCai might say: “Please don’t do this…”, Xiong YaoYue might say: “Put that ugly thing away!”, and as for what the class leader might say, they haven’t been able to agree on anything.

The next day, which was Thursday afternoon, it was time to retrieve the ‘original panties’ from Shu Zhe.

Shu Zhe handed the strawberry panties in a Ziploc bag back to me in the shade of the school building.

I took a look through the bag and there were more wrinkles than when I handed it to him. I can’t say if he wore it for three straight days, but he definitely wore it for a period of time.

“You didn’t jerk off in these panties, right?” I asked.

Shu Zhe made an unimaginable expression.

“What are you saying! How could I do something that perverted! Also, I have a girlfriend, only losers jerk off!”

Hmph, stop lying. I already know you guys are only using each other as ornaments and haven’t done anything substantial.

The reason why I asked is because some people say they get extremely excited when they wear underwear of the opposite sex. If Shu Zhe couldn’t hold it in and jerked off and white liquid got onto the underwear, then the customer who receives it will be very upset.

Then how would I even deal with the bad review? Should I try to explain and say: “The semen obviously does not belong to miss model, it was left by someone else. That’s right, as long as you don’t leave a bad review, you can consider it as something I left….”

Something like that? Then I would really be an incurable pervert!

I did a quick inspection and luckily didn’t see any stains. Shu Zhe is a pretty hygienic person.

After I put away the underwear with satisfaction, Shu Zhe said he wanted me to treat him to lunch.

“I’m hungry! I was always scared and on edge for the past three days and haven’t had a proper meal! Take me out for some food on the eats street! I’m at least considered an employee, so you should give me some benefits!”

I thought since I missed the lunch break and I was also hungry, I agreed to his request.

However, I did not go to a fast food store as he wanted, instead, I chose a local family-owned restaurant.

In the summer heat, the restaurant didn’t even have AC on. There was only a small and old ceiling fan weakly pushing down the depressive heat.

Shu Zhe poked the coriander in his wonton and pork bone soup and complained:

“Brother Ye Lin, you’re so cheap! You already earned so much black money, but you’re only treating me to this!”

Since there was no AC, there wasn’t a lot of people eating here. The female owner also had nothing to do, so she was leaned against the counter teaching her fourth-grade son math.

For a certain math problem, the owner said the correct answer was 3, but the son said it was 6. The mother and child kept arguing until the owner picked up the problem booklet and yelled into the restaurant when she saw 28 Middle uniforms:

“Whoever can solve this elementary math problem will get their meal comped!”

My schoolmates and I all simultaneously lowered our heads because they were the same as me. We all overheard approximately what the problem was about —— it was a mother fucking math Olympiad question! The difference between normal math and Olympiad math is like the difference between a lawyer and a monk!

I really don’t know! It’s a shame I still claim that the sciences are my forte!

I never expected Shu Zhe to take the pencil and paper with a laugh and quickly write down the solution.

The correct answer was 5. Both the owner and her son were wrong.

“Ah, there’s really an expert here!” the owner stuck up her thumb, “This meal is on me! If you can come over to tutor my son math, then you can eat here for free!”

“It’s okay.” Shu Zhe declined, “I don’t have time to be a family tutor.”

The owner went back to berate her son and Shu Zhe said to me quietly: “Who would come to these local stores every day. If my classmates saw me, I would be so embarrassed!”

Shu Zhe gleefully stuck up his tail after solving the difficult problem in front of his schoolmates.

“Hmph, brother Ye Lin, I’m pretty smart, right?”

What’s there to brag about? You already placed fifth in the province’s math Olympiad competition when you were in elementary school, you might have already done this problem before!