1086 Lets Be Friends (1/2)
”You're too short, boy! Talking to you like this is rather inconvenient.” The black bear expressed his dissatisfaction with the state in which he had to keep looking down.
Yun Yang was not offended in the slightest as he smiled and said, ”I don't like this either. Look, I have to keep looking up as well, and since I don't have the divine ability to transform myself larger or smaller as Senior does, there's nothing I can do.”
The black bear thought for a moment and found what he said made sense. ”Well, since you can't grow taller, I'll make myself smaller. It's too tiring talking like this!”
He had hardly finished when his gigantic body suddenly shrunk, then shrunk again, and again...
Qin Ruogu was so anxious that he seemed like a cat on hot bricks. 'Why are you becoming friends with him? I thought you promised me to fight today! What you are doing right now is not what we agreed upon last night!'
”Bear Saint King!”
”Shut up, boy! I know what to do!” The black bear turned and shot Qin Ruogu a fierce look. ”You better not spoil my mood!”
”...”
As he grew smaller and smaller, the black bear felt the smell coming from Yun Yang grow richer. It was not the kind of smell that would make him drool like food, but a smell that gave him a feeling of intimacy.
At last, a charmingly naive middle-sized black bear appeared in front of Yun Yang. He was as tall as Yun Yang, but had plump arms and legs, a fat neck, and a pair of fat lips. No matter how Yun Yang studied the bear, he still could not figure out which part of him made him look handsome. Was the aesthetic sense of bears so different from human beings?
”Much better now,” the black bear said thoughtlessly. ”What's your name? Do you have any wine?”
”Wine?” Yun Yang was struck dumb. The bear was asking for wine? It was a praise to say he behaved very much like a human, but it seemed he was more human than a bear. Was he really not some man wearing a bearskin?
”Of course! In fact, not only I have wine, but I also have plenty of delicious food, more than enough to fill our stomachs!”
”Aye, take them out quickly! How can a gathering between brothers be without wine? We have to get drunk today!” As soon as he spoke, saliva began to run from his mouth.
”Damnit, I've forgotten myself! Whenever I think of wine, my mouth always...” The black bear wiped his mouth with a paw and actually laughed at himself.
”Bear Saint King!” Qin Ruogu could not stand it any longer. He rushed over from behind and said, ”The reason I asked you here is to fight the match. Don't forget that the outcome of this match will affect Beast Trainer Sect's thousands of years of glory! Drinking now is not worthy of...”
”Fu*k your trainer sect!” The black bear exploded. ”Try to mention that whatever trainer sect again! Drinking is the most important thing now! Do you know what it means by the most important thing?!”
”...” Qin Ruogu was struck dumb.
It was a fact that Beast Trainer Sect was much hated by high-level mystical beasts, but once they were tamed, the hatred should be gone, especially for a guardian divine beast who had stayed in Beast Trainer Sect for thousands of years. Shouldn't he have already gotten used to it?
But, why did he...
”Senior Bear Saint King, I hope you will abide by the spirit of the contract...” Qin Ruogu began to play emotional cards. ”If not necessary, this junior would not want to use the contract to restrain you, but this match...”
The black bear rolled his eyes and bared his fangs, ”Why don't you try and use that contract?”