340 What Are You Laughing At? (1/2)
The more Dong Tianleng thought about it, the more excited he was. His two eyes were fantasizing about the beauty of his future. The thought of the shocked expressions of others had excited him, to the extent as if he was experiencing an orgasm. With a slant of his body, he then lied on Yun Yang's quilt. He clapped both of his hands forcefully on the quilt, guffawing and laughing outrageously and wantonly. He was in high spirits, and his mirth seemed to be without end.
Yun Yang was speechless once again.
After a long time, he could stand it no longer.
”Are you about done? How long more do you still wish to laugh?”
”Will you stop?” a stern voice admonished the maniacal fiend.
”Alright, alright, I'm done... ”Dong Tianleng gasped, short of breath. His eyes were filled with tears of mirth.
Yun Yang looked at him blankly and remained silent for a long while. Dong Tianleng finally calmed down and settled his body comfortably.
Yun Yang's attention was then immediately on his quilt. The icy chill within his glance was apparent.
Dong Tianleng's expression immediately grew stiff. His hand hurriedly extended themselves to heal the fold, yet he saw a wet spot on it. It was his saliva that he had accidentally left behind when he laughed his head off earlier.
Upon realizing that the situation was simply not acceptable, Dong Tianleng then clumsily wiped over the remnants.
Another man's body fluids that were left on another man’s quilt was absolutely intolerable!
Yun Yang was expressionless. His face muscles twitched slightly. Intentionally or unintentionally, his eyes went to Dong Tianleng’s rear end.
Instantly, Dong Tianleng felt that something was not right. He then stood up awkwardly, and forcefully bowed from his waist. In a pandering and humble way, he uttered, ”Boss... I am here ... I am here…what am I here for again? ”
Yun Yang’s eyes were empty. What kind of person was he?
Dong Tianleng then staggered backward, apologizing as he walked, ”Just look at me, I have stained your quilt, accidentally of course ... this is ... that ... boss, do remember to wash it later. Don’t ever let anyone see it so that no one will think that you have wet your own bed...”
Yun Yang rubbed his face in despair. The murderous intent in him was overflowing and was difficult to suppress.
Dong Tianleng continued to back away, ”Boss ... It's nothing, really ... that’s just a pile of snot, you can handle it. After all, you have not done that something… lest people think you really did do something... In fact, it does not matter at all. All men will do that something if one really didn't do the real thing… then it will truly be something… Nevertheless, that something is after all ... it isn't good to be misunderstood, in this case.”
Yun Yang stared at the jabbering man. He was, in fact, absolutely lost.
What had the fellow just said?
What nonsense was this?
Upon seeing Yun Yang’s expression turn from ice to utter confusion, Dong Tianleng thought of something. His laughing point then surged up to its peak. He burst out laughing madly and couldn’t catch his breath. Unable to close his mouth, it seemed like he would actually die from laughter.
Yun Yang was speechless.
”What mental illness have you contracted, you idiot? What are you laughing at again?”
”Hahaha ...” Dong Tianleng was getting more and more excited. His laughter turned into wheezing as he ran out of air to laugh with.
Bang!
Yun Yang inexplicably felt that he had been insulted. With a ferocious kick, Dong Tianleng flew out, as if he was being carried by the clouds, plunging on the snowy ground. Yet, he continued to laugh ceaselessly.
One of the experts from Dong Family carefully asked, ”Young master, why have you been kicked out? Have you asked what exactly does Young Master Yun wish us to do? Well ... what are you laughing at? Did Young Master Yun press on your laughing acupoint? ”
Upon hearing that, Dong Tianleng sobered up instantly. With a slap on his thigh, he uttered, ”Whoops, I have forgotten about the main affair!”
Several Dong Family experts who were waiting outside were at a loss for words. How could you forget about it? What did you do inside? How could laughing be treated as something important?
We truly wondered, what exactly was going on inside?
You just f*cking laughed like a seal. Did you speak about going home and pretending to be low key? Those were good plans, but did you really think that all of us here waiting outside were deaf?
For Young Master Yun to call you an idiot was too much of an honor. You're a f*cking dimwit, the worst that your father has ever encountered in so many years of living!
Dong Tianleng hurriedly got up and ran back in again.
”Get out!”
Yun Yang let out an earth-shattering roar.
”Uh ... ” Dong Tianleng was extremely embarrassed, ”I came here to ask ...”
”Ask nothing!” exclaimed Yun Yang furiously, ”What were you laughing at just now? What something is that something? What the f*ck were you talking about?”
”What is that something? I was just laughing ...” Dong Tianleng suddenly recalled the conversation earlier. A tinge of laughter surged through him again. He then opened his mouth wide, ready to let loose another guffaw.
He found himself flying back out again, with a shriek.
The handful of Dong Family experts outside were truly speechless this time.
Could this idiotic fellow actually handle the matter?
Do you even know how to talk or manage things? Could you at least portray a decent image of yourself?
The rage of the few people outside instantly grew uncontrollable. Accompanying the rage, evil thoughts emerged. Regardless of the fact that Dong Tianleng was their young master, they then brutishly rushed towards him and stuffed a big lump of snow underneath his shirt after pulling apart his collar!
We dare you to laugh once more!
Laugh again, why don't you?
”Owww ...” Dong Tianleng desperate shrieks were shrill and carried far across the sky.
...
Dong Tianleng could be seen shivering the third time he walked in. His face was pale and his lips were green, ”Boss ... what ... what can I help you ... what... what... what ... what do you want me to do?”