176 Miser! (1/2)
Yun Yang thought to himself, ”No grudge against me? Speaking of this hurts my teeth.”
”The animosity between us is immense!”
” I would love to take all you old things to the underworld! Anticipating a tour of Tiantang City are you? This young lord will take ‘great’ care of you all!”
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It was a quick job to filter out those who were entering the palace among the five empires; each empire had fifty slots while the rest would stay outside of the city.
Han Sanhe’s party included the three generals Zhan Ge, Gao Han, and Mu Wuyun, which was no surprise. What did surprise Yun Yang was the inclusion of an unknown young man.
This young man was dark-skinned and short, reaching only to Yun Yang’s chin even if he stood up straight. He was skinny and wore a large black robe, looking like he was floating when he walked; his overall ensemble was odd indeed.
This man’s eyes were deep, like the coldest, darkest pits of water. Yun Yang felt utterly exposed when those eyes fell on him.
This person had been at Han Sanhe’s side all along; he spoke no words, only following the marshal around like a shadow.
What Yun Yang had noticed was that Zhan Ge and gang rarely talked to this person; their occasional exchanges were short and wary.
Yun Yang scratched his head, trying to form an internal assessment – it looked like this fellow was the real deal!
Those who had been selected by the other foreign old marshals were basically the same; they all had their own unique merits. Looking over, Yun Yang could already see a few fellows who were intentionally concealed.
Although these people had disguised themselves well, they could not fool a man with Yun Yang’s identity – and his absolutely astute sight. As long as he paid attention, there were not many in this world who could deceive him.
”It’s best for everyone to first search for an inn and stay together.” Yun Yang suggested. ”We can then maintain uniformity when we go out on tour. As long as you all go according to my arrangements, there’s nothing to be worried about. You folks have really found the correct person to bring you around. There is nowhere fun in Tiantang City that I, Yun Yang, do not know of or am unfamiliar with.”
”If I may suggest, everyone can stay at the largest inn in the city, the Tower To Heaven Inn! It has a strategic location and a great environment; its services and food are among the best of the best. I’ll send someone to chase all the other guests away later…”
Yun Yang looked excited. ”This young master has an adequate reason this time, so let’s see who dares not to make way! It’s been so long since I felt so empowered, especially to Tower To Heaven Inn, the top inn in Yutang. I must enjoy this thoroughly…”
The old marshals watched Yun Yang’s demeanor, shocked and speechless.
They then shifted their gaze to Han Sanhe. ”Dear Old Han, you have made such efforts only to find such a ridiculous person as our tour guide. What does this mean? Is this alright?”
”Four countries, two thousand generals, and one big group of experts…” Yun Yang beamed happily. ”Let us help each other out. I shall book the entire place, no matter where we go, don’t worry! A few famous brothels in Tiantang City had beef with me in the past; let us visit them one by one this time, I can assure all of you that you're bound to have incredible fun…”
Han Sanhe was growing increasingly exasperated.
You’re bringing so many notable generals from various countries to visit brothels and sleep with the ladies?
The two hundred men from four nations concentrated their gazes on Yun Yang in unison, looking at him like they were looking upon an immortal.
What a f*cking talent!
What a great talent!
The old marshals, on the other hand, were furious and incensed enough to begin brawling.
There were also a few dozen generals who were looking at each other. After exchanging glances, they walked over and tapped Yun Yang’s shoulder while wearing a meaningful look – their intentions were all contained in their silent actions.
Obviously, they had felt that they had met friends of similar interests.
A few bearded men came over to ask in a low voice, ”Are there any good casinos?”
Casino?
Yun Yang patted his chest in assurance. ”Of course! Great casinos are abundant! As long as no one is a sore loser, our casinos in Tiantang City are guaranteed to have everyone feel at home and allows everyone to take home their winnings!”
The bearded ones beamed like flowers blooming when they heard him, patting Yun Yang’s shoulders and saying repeatedly, ”Good brother, great, great!”
Facing such a chaotic scene, even Han Sanhe who was so experienced and stern, felt an oncoming headache.
This bastard had only spoken a few words before he actually pulled a big portion of these great generals down the drain of depravity with him…
”Old Marshal Han is the best at judging people – you have truly found the right person in seeking me to be your tour guide! Who from the military or the civil side would dare to challenge me in this aspect? I am that confident!”
Yun Yang patted his chest again, speaking passionately, ”For those who want to listen to music and feel good, our Tiantang City has the best brothels!For those who want to gamble their money and buy excitement, our Tiantang City has the best casinos! Those who want to drink, we have Blood of the Hero! Authenticity is absolute once Blood of the Hero is served; if there is any difference from what you’ve drunk today, you can tarnish my reputation as you wish!”