88 My Lucky Star. God of Contemptible Shamefulness (1/2)

“What should I do when I can solve it with my own ability?”

Yun Yang’s train of thought switched tracks as he mumbled, “Dong Tianleng should have won, why hasn’t he come to return his debt?”

He was just thinking about it when suddenly a voice rang out by the gate, “Lord! Is my lord in? Little brother is here to visit you!”

The voice was coquettish and cheap with a hint of inexplicable lewdness in it.

Yun Yang was stunned.

“The old saying is true.The people of Tiantang are bizarre. Speak of the devil…”

“Quick, come in!” Yun Yang said, raising his voice.

He had wished for this cheap thing to come so badly that he was actually a little thrilled when he heard Dong Tianleng’s voice. He’s here to deliver resources! Here to do dirty work!

Yun Yang’s welcoming courtesy was unnecessary as Dong Tianleng had already invited himself in, charging in the same way he had sneaked out.

Before he could meet Yun Yang’s eyes, the Double-headed Elysian Lion under Dong Tianleng’s robe had already rushed over to Yun Yang; its heads and tail shaking with joy.

“Have you changed your dressing today?” Yun Yang stared incredulously at him.

“I’ve won. Why would I still be dressed in green?” Dong Tianleng smiled triumphantly. “It’s those three who is dressed from head to toe in green now!”

Yun Yang scratched his head. “You’ve won?”

“I’ve won!” Dong Tianleng scurried over and knelt on the floor, almost worshipping Yun Yang with all his limbs on the ground. “Lord, you’re a man of god! Akin to immortals descended from heaven! My lord, my admiration for you is like Tianxuan’s great river, like the borderless ocean, like the majestic snowy mountain, like the divine mountain ranges. Oh, even the term Midas Touch would no longer suffice to describe you. Even manure could become gold if you touch it…”

Dong Tianleng was sincerely devout. “Oh my lord… I’m… I – I… I love you! I am in love with you...”

“Stop!”

Yun Yang felt goosebumps erupt all over him, chills running through his body. He almost lost the ability to blink.

“The f*ck!”

These were the only two words that came from Yun Yang.

Supreme Cloud had always been gentle and graceful. Dong Tianleng was really talented to be able to force Supreme Cloud into spewing a curse.

“Dong Tianleng!” Yun Yang looked at him angrily. “You… You can’t be…”

“My lord!” Dong Tianleng felt like he was immensely wronged as he spoke indignantly, “I, Dong Tianleng, am still a descendant of a noble family. How could you accuse me of that? I still like women…”

Yun Yang looked at him doubtfully. “Really?”

“If you don’t believe me, I can take off my pants and show you!”

“Whatever for?” Yun Yang kicked out viciously. “You only wish to disgust me!”

“Thus is my admiration towards my lord.” Dong Tianleng was not the slightest bit angry at being kicked but felt rather proud as he said quite triumphantly, “A man of god like my god should be respected!”

Yun Yang palmed his forehead. “Why are you here alone today? Where are your guards?”

This question had touched Dong Tianleng’s sore spot; his long sigh briefly unnerved Yun Yang as he began to complain.

“My lord, you have no idea what kind of a life I have been living these days…” Dong Tianleng was almost tearful. “Since I’ve won, they swore that they would have me expose the expert behind this… But who am I. Dong Tianleng?”

“I, Dong Tianleng, have always been loyal to kin and justice, righteous and noble; I’d die for my friends and risk even my life for my brothers! How would I betray my friend?”

Dong Tianleng spoke vehemently, “So I didn’t say anything at all. They then grounded me, stalked me! Even when I go to the washroom… someone is always with me…”

“What kind of f*cking days are these…” Dong Tianleng was eager to get Yun Yang’s approval and sympathy, his narration vivid and teary.

“You obviously wish to have this victory to your own!” Yun Yang immediately saw through his subterfuge.

“Uh…” Dong Tianleng did not even feel embarrassed but switched immediately to exude a mien of benevolence. “My lord, who on this earth doesn’t want to have it all? Since we have such good resources, why share with others? Both of us make a huge fortune and let the others beg for their meals, how gratifying is that? Toss them a few copper coins when we feel like it and have them bark like a dog, isn’t that a wonderful feeling? This would be the ultimate achievement in life.”

Yun Yang was speechless.

This fellow’s life… Is that’s all he asks for?

“Stop all this nonsense!”

Yun Yang stretched his hand out. “Where is the wager you’ve won?”

Dong Tianleng froze. “My lord, why do we speak of wealth between us brothers…”

“You do not wish to hand it over?” Yun Yang was calm as he chuckled. “Then I don’t want it too.”