158 Aphrodisiac (1/2)

Just as I was about to succeed, Xiang Qing suddenly stopped struggling. He looked at me strangely and asked, ”Miao Miao, why is there a shadow outside? Who's visiting?”

I quickly turned my head to look. I didn't expect that this was his delaying tactic. When I was temporarily distracted, Xiang Qing broke away from my hands, quickly fled the house by jumping through the window, and dashed away.

How hateful!

I'm doing this to treat your body!

Even if you can't, you still can't lie to cats!

Xiang Qing is a bastard!

I was both angry and anxious. I hurriedly followed his footsteps. I followed his scent to a river, but his scent stopped there without any traces.

With a melancholy heart, I walked home in low spirits. Xiao Cha stuck her head out from her room to wave at me.

Seeing that I was about to enter my room, she curiously asked, ”Elder sister Miao Miao, it's only been one hour, after including the time for foreplay... based on elder brother Xiang Qing's body that usually practices martial arts, it shouldn't be finished so quickly. And I saw that the both of you were very intense before...”

”Don't mention it...” I dejectedly reported the recent results and the misgivings that had been in my heart.

Xiao Cha looked as if she were thinking. After a while, she said, ”Could he really have a problem... for example, he's unable?”

”What will happen if he's unable” I hastily asked.

Xiao Cha said somewhat worriedly, ”Men are very concerned about losing their face (reputation). If he's unable at such a young age, it's a serious blow to his self-esteem. In the future, he won't be able to hold up his head.”

”Is... Is that serious?” I became scared and asked Xiao Cha what to do.

”You can only try a ruthless method!” Xiao Cha slapped the table and made up her mind, ”Let's try using an aphrodisiac drug!”

”Aphrodisiac drug?” I curiously asked.

”Yup,” Teacher Xiao Cha continued, ”To speak simply, in numerous melodramatic novels, a beautiful girl or handsome guy will be drugged. After they succumbed to the effects of the drug, any honorably man will be lose his senses and have difficulty controlling himself. Afterwards, because of love or a ridiculous reason, a handsome guy or a beautiful girl will save them using their body. And then the good thing will be accomplished and the foundation for two of the becoming inseparable will be laid down.”

(T/N: Shakes head. This is what happens when Yin Zi takes a brief holiday.)

”So, it turns out that aphrodisiac drug is a such a good thing.” I was enlightened. After I thought about it for a bit, I asked, ”What if... the aphrodisiac drug doesn't work?”

Xiao Cha looked at me with pity, ”Then, it's really not possible. All hope is lost. You'll have to be more careful when you talk in the future, so that you don't hurt his self-esteem.”

”How should I be more careful?”

”For example, don't say words like ”thick”, ”big”, ”hard”, and ”firm”. You have to be careful with your words and actions.” Xiao Cha patiently instructed a long list of things.

I quickly wrote down all the forbidden words that Xiao Cha said so that I wouldn't accidentally say anything wrong. Xiao Cha said ordinary pharmacies probably didn't have aphrodisiac drugs.

And so, I rode the hellhound to the Heavenly Realm once again. I arrived at Mo Lin's residence. It was currently dawn. His home was decorated more exquisitely compared to before. It was probably because of Jin Wen.