114 I Have Come To Rob! (1/2)

On the second day, we began appropriate preparations for the ”stupid cat chasing husband” plan.

Mo'lin stuck a few needles into Xiang Qing's head while Jin Wen held down his nose and poured the concoction down his throat. With the approving nod of Mo'lin, Bull Devil carried Xiang Qing on his back and then headed into the forest.

Wawa grabbed onto me, and carefully reminded, ”Miao Miao, you must be careful and act accordingly to the plan, you must obediently listen to Yin Zi's words, he definitely won't let you do what you're not suppose to, understand?”

I understood that the stakes were high, there was only one chance at obtaining Shifu. My heart dared not be willful, therefore I could only nod my head earnestly.

Yin Zi reluctantly put on a butterfly trimmed skirt, neatly pulled his hair into two round buns, and applied powder all over his face. His face contained a frown, and his arms and feet were moodily crossed as Jin Wen lightly entered. With his two glowing cheeks, his appearance was that of a shy beauty around fourteen or fifteen years old, attracting everyone's laughter.

”What are you all laughing at?! Laugh my ass!” Yin Zi angrily threw a fit, with both hands on his hips, he loudly shouted, ”If it wasn't in order to facilitate the ease of accompanying this stupid cat, why would I dress up in this appearance as neither a male or female, and cause useless misunderstandings!”

Originally his androgynous tone of voice was already indistinguishable between male and female. Along with his cultured grace and elegant demeanor, everyone was stunned to see how natural his disguise appeared.

Seeing Yin Zi's growing anger, everyone felt a little embarrass to continue teasing him. They promptly began moving out to complete each part of the task on hand.

The first person to make a move was Mo'lin, he changed back into his usual lazy and carefree appearance dressing in some loose robes with his hair tied to the back of his head. His body exuded an immortal aura, his face inscrutable, and mortals who see this image would definitely be charmed by his favorable impression. Beside us was Xiang Qing who was still blacked out.

Yin Zi and I, Bull Devil, and Jian Nan, the four of us transformed back into our original forms and stood behind Mo'lin, nervously watching the first steps of the plan unfold.

Mo'lin took the silver need out from Xiang Qing's head, and soon after, he woke up. His clueless eyes wandered all four direction, finally settling them on Mo'lin.

Ah.….that bitter to death amnesic drug must have taken effect.

”This gentleman.….is.….” Xiang Qing struggled to stand up from the ground, he bowed politely and said, ”Excuse me, but where is this place? And what happened to me?”

Mo'lin turned back into his usual smiling demeanor and said with a little shock, ”What's with gentleman's words? Just now I was passing through this area and saw that you and a monster in a tussle. Thus I hurriedly gave a helping hand to fight it, causing it to flee as a result. You, on the other hand, received an injury to the head before falling into a deep coma. I was waiting for you to wake up.”

Xiang Qing doubtfully touched his head, and then continued to ask, ”Why do I have no recollection of the fight with the monster? And why am I shirtless?”

”Your clothing was torn to pieces in the fight with the monster. The remains lie over there,” Mo'lin pointed his fingers in a direction, and then very innocently asked, ”You've already been in a coma for one night, how come you don't remember what had happened just now? That's too strange.”

”How come my clothes are torn, but I haven't received any wounds?” Xiang Qing frowned. Still very confused.

”Uh.….do you really want to know?” Mo'lin hesitated a little, he gave several sly glances towards us, and then smiled and said, ”Gentleman really doesn't remember? There was a female gorilla who fancied your beauty. It wanted to force you to go through with its mating ritual, however, you'd rather die than comply, and then you guys began fighting.….”

Hearing this, Xiang Qing's head suddenly dripped with cold sweat, his face turning from red to black. He turned around and stammered, ”Then.….I must thank gentleman for this life saving grace.”

Yin Zi and Jian Nan stared at me who was next to them, laughing.

Xiang Qing wanted to bow and give his farewells, but Mo'lin had hurriedly stopped him. He took out some robes, draped it over him, and then very thoughtfully said, ”Gentleman's head injury is no small matter, how about I accompany you to the next town so a doctor can take a look at it?”