29 Men Are All Terrible (1/2)

Revenge for shaving my fur, I will definitely take!

Everyday I would squat behind the bars, besides eating and sleeping, I only thought of how to get revenge, wanting to rip that bastard Mo Lin's skin and tendons from his bones! And make him kneel down call me Aunty Miao! As for Bi Qingshen Jun…..since I am not his opponent, I haven't thought about it yet…..

As I was thinking, the days in confinement were already over, Bi Qingshen Jun personally came to pick me up, and brought me to a table full of fish, telling me that it was to comfort my grief and my fur. After so many days of not having any good food, I quickly forgave his evil and shameful behavior.

But before my fur grew long, I did not let other people see myself in my cat body, I had to turn into my human form, and use my clothes to cover up my partly bare tail, to avoid being a joke to everyone.

When I went to Bi Qingshen Jun's bed in the evenings…..he gave me a great deal of resistance.

Obviously, Shifu likes how the furry body of how a cat looks like, he really hates me when I turn into my human form. In the past, when I climbed onto his bed in my cat form, he did not object, but now, when I climb onto his bed in human form, his response was fierce…..

Bi Qingshen Jun threw back the covers, he grabbed me and bitterly said, ”If you don't have any other meanings, then do not appear like this and climb into a man's bed in the middle of the night!”

”But…..I climbed into Shifu's bed!” The sleepy and wide-eyed me was somewhat angry.

”Shifu is also a man!” I did not know what Bi Qingshen Jun was trying to explain, his expression was a little grim.

”Why can't I climb into a man's bed?” I still did not understand the reason.

”Because…..because…..” Bi Qingshen Jun's face had bursts of red and white, he hesitated and thought for a long time, he then grabbed my ears and ruthlessly said, ”Because you will be eaten by a man!”

”Eat…..eaten?” I was a little afraid, ”Eaten whole?”

Bi Qingshen Jun nodded, looked at me and did not speak.

”You will eat me?” I asked him, and carefully looked up at him, I believed that he and other bad guys were different.

I did not expect Bi Qingshen Jun to nod his and say, ”Do not test my patience.”

In a flash, braised cat meat, steamed cat meat, grilled cat meat, deep-fried cat meat…..these images relentlessly circled in my mind, I immediately jumped out of the bed, turned my tail, and ran out the door without looking back…..I could not help but fear he might suddenly throw me into a pot to eat…..

I ran in panic, men are such terrible animals! They would even eat this cute little kitty right here!

I must not look for men anymore! I ran all the way down the length of the road, still in shock, I was even wary of the stares from the page boys and servants passing by, feeling that they will suddenly pounce at me at any moment.

After thinking it over, I went to Jin Wen's room, and quickly pounced onto her bed, I slipped into her blankets shivering.

”Owwwy!!” Jin Wen screams, ”You stupid cat! You touched my butt!”

”Jin Wen!” I threw myself into her arms, rubbing against her, and then complained to her sadly, ”Shifu said he wants to eat me!”

”Normally, Shen Jun is the most awesome good person in the entire heavens,” Jin Wen was lying on the bed, she smiled and said, ”I thought you were eaten long ago.”