19 Special Bed Technique (1/2)

I keep looking left and right to ask Bi Qingshen Jun for help, but he turns his head and shuts his mouth, eyes smiling, he leaves this poor cat to suffer alone.

Luo Sha grabs my ear to lecture me, ”What I meant was that your gēgē and that sly fox ran off together, he abandoned me! He cast me aside! Understand yet?”

Under the pain, I nod again and again, to show that I understand, and that she couldn't be more clear.

”What do you say we do now?” Luo Sha forks her arms on her hips, she walks several laps around the room, ”Miao Miao it's so good you are here, let's go and barge into that sly's fox's place, and hack her into pieces!”

”Ok!” I agreed without even thinking, as long as she's not yanking my ears, hacking a few monsters is no problem, ”Now, where is this sly fox?”

Luo Sha face suddenly darkens, dishearteningly she says, ”That bastard this time is really too much, I couldn't even catch the fox's tail.”

I see that she still seems angry, I immediately offer her some ideas, ”Why don't we go to a mountain and find a few fox, it's no big deal to hack a few of them, I remember that on Ming Feng hill, there was a nest of them.”

”What use is hacking a few of those foxes?” Luo Sha grabs my ears again, and scolds,”You really are a stupid cat!”

So there are actually different foxes.....I feel the pain in my ears, and become more depressed.

Luo Sha walks around and around, thinking for a long time, she stops in front of me, suddenly clapping her hands together, she says, ”Didn't Bi Qingshen Jun kidnap you to become his disciple? Go and beg him to help use a lightning to slash down upon that sly fox!”

I quickly look up at Bi Qingshen Jun standing right beside me, he shakes his head and says, ”Lightning can not be abused.”

Luo Sha's face clearly revealed that she did not hear his words, she continues to gossip, ”In these several thousands of years, Bi Qingshen Jun has not taken in any disciples, how come he fancies you?”

”What is fancies me?” I did not understand so I pricked my ears up.

Luo Sha thinks for a moment, she places her hands and grabs my chest, feeling and touching my face, she seriously says, ”I heard there was some god that would put their disciple on their bed, Bi Qingshen Jun doesn't sound like this kind of person, right?”

”He is!” I said happily, ”I slept in his bed many times, he was very gentle.”

Bi Qingshen Jun's face turns black, he seems to be choking on his saliva, and kept on coughing violently.

Luo Sha still hasn't noticed his presence, so she continued to smile and say to me, ”This is even better, you go and blow in his ears and give him some pillow talk, and then help me bribe him into hacking that sly fox into pieces.”

Mhmmm good, whatever she said, I nodded, pillow talking is too easy.....

”You should be able to satisfy Shen Jun in bed, right?” Luo Sha then seriously says to me, ”Do you want sis-in-law to teach you a few special techniques in bed?”

Bi Qingshen Jun's face becomes even darker, he swiftly comes over and says, ”It's getting late, let's go back.”

I did not mind him, because I was very interested in the special techniques that can be used in bed, so I made a face that sought for advice.

Luo Sha walks off to the side and gently falls to the ground, pulling her skirt up, she exposes a lot of her thigh, then lies down, she opens her lips slightly, and blinks a few times, she looks very charming, she then says to me, ”Sister, your natural beauty, if you pose like this, and call out in a whiny voice a few times, you will definitely be drop dead gorgeous.”

”Meow woo~ I understand.” I nodded modestly, and just when I was about to ask how to kill the enemy, Bi Qingshen Jun mercilessly grabs onto me, dragging me out the door, saying, ”You are not permitted to learn this rubbish.”

Luo Sha hastily asks, ”Sister, you are returning?”