C61 (2/2)

”Dao brother, I'm sorry …” ”I can't hold it in any longer …”

”I'll make you laugh!” The old Daoist kicked towards An Gui's toes again.

”AHH!” ”Howl …” An Gui's laughter immediately turned into the howling of a wolf.

At this moment, Huang Yuting, who had been lying by the side the whole time and was almost ignored by us, woke up, ”Ah, it hurts …”

The old Daoist immediately kicked An Gui's butt and said, ”What are you still shouting about? Hurry up and help your goddess up.”

An Gui staggered over and helped Huang Yuting up. He even helped her clean up the trash on her body before asking with concern, ”Yuting, are you alright?”

”What happened? ”Aiya, it hurts …” Huang Yuting held her stomach with a painful expression on her face.

When I saw it, my heart immediately sweated. Damn it, the place where Huang Yuting was holding onto was the spot where the old Daoist kicked him. Did she really have several broken ribs?

The old Daoist pretended to cough a few times, then said, ”Cough cough, let's go up first.”

I rolled my eyes at the old Daoist. This old Daoist does have a guilty conscience, ah. If An Gui knew that the old Daoist kicked his goddess like this, then wouldn't An Gui fight to the death with the old Daoist?

”So high, how do I get up there?” An Gui glanced at the old Daoist before turning back to look tenderly at Huang Yuting, saying, ”Yuting, I'm sorry. I couldn't protect you properly. I'm sorry …”

With that, An Gui held Huang Yuting tightly. Huang Yuting said softly, ”I don't blame you …”

I thought to myself, ”Damn, this is a trash pit. The smell of 'tempting' stinky tofu wafts in the air. Do you two still have the mood to be intimate with each other?”

”Cough, cough …”

The old Daoist pretended to cough a few more times. Huang Yuting was a girl, so she reacted the moment she heard the old Daoist's cough. Her face instantly flushed red as she struggled out of An Gui's embrace in embarrassment.

I ignored the couple and raised my head to look up. There was a trash pit two stories high, and the walls were very steep. There wasn't a place I could grab hold of. Going up was indeed a difficult problem …

”How do we get up there?” I said, looking up.

”Jump up, of course.” The old Daoist said this very casually. Then, I saw a figure jump up with a 'whoosh' sound, landing firmly on the edge of the trash pit.

Looking at the old Daoist, Huang Yuting was so shocked that her mouth could not close. Anyways, An Gui and I have long since gotten used to it. Who knows, there might be a day when this old Daoist would leap up into the clouds and I wouldn't be surprised.

Now the problem is, if this old Daoist goes up, then how do I, An Gui, and Huang Yuting go up?

I shouted to the old Daoist, ”Old Daoist, quickly find a rope and pull us up!”

”En, alright. You guys wait here. I will go find the rope, drink a cup of milk tea, have another midnight snack, go to the toilet, and then come back to save you.” With that, the old Daoist disappeared like a wisp of smoke.

Black lines immediately appeared on my face. This old Daoist is a man of his word, he's actually teasing us? My mouth immediately shouted out dozens of simple and ingenious phrases such as ”You old Taoist, you're just a puppy, you're just a chicken”.

I was still cursing, but before five minutes had passed, a rope was thrown down and the old man appeared before us, holding the rope in one hand and a cup of milk tea in the other.

The old man pointed at me and said, ”If you don't stop your stinky mouth, I might install a zipper on it.”

I immediately covered my mouth and stopped talking.

The old Daoist took a deep sip of the milk tea, causing the cup to shrivel like a dried corpse, and said, ”I found the rope, drank the milk tea, ate the supper, and went to the toilet. I'm back.”

My heart sweated. Damn, this guy's speed is really too fast. Could it be that this guy's feet are loaded with rocket launchers?

”What are you still standing there for? Quickly grab the rope and climb up!”

At the old Daoist's words, the three of us recovered from our shock and let Huang Yuting take the lead. An Gui was the second and last to climb up one by one.

I glanced around and asked the old man, ”What about the blood demon?”

The old Daoist said, ”Don't worry, he knows he can't beat me, so he escaped long ago.”

Huang Yuting's body was very weak, and her face was as white as paper. Thus, the three of us decided to take her to the school hospital.

It was now around 9 pm, so he didn't know if the school hospital had closed its doors yet. However, he had to pass by the school hospital on his way back to the dormitory, and the hospital was very close to the dormitory. If it had closed, then he could only return to the dormitory and wait until tomorrow before bringing Huang Yuting to the hospital.