Chapter 18 - The God is here to Talk. Aftermath of the fight. (1/2)

”What are you doing here?” Kai-La asked.

The Fertility/ Pandemonium God was standing in the clearing. He wore a white suit with a black tie. A crystal mask was on his face with tribal markings in black. No visible hair could be seen. His full height looked to be about 6'5 or so.

”Were you watching?” Kai-La asked. ”Do you think I should have handled that better? What is your name by the way?”

”It is about time I give you a name. I go by the name Carn-La.” Carn-La said slightly bowing. ”It is good to see you are well. Yes, I have been watching. Only the key parts. Nothing like your physical work and activities. I am not a God of voyeurism.”

”Alrighty then,” Kai-La said walking forward.

”Good Job on not killing them both. I bet on you not doing that.” Carn-La said lightly. ”The wives did though. They thought you would give in to your base d.e.s.i.r.es. But then again there are no real absolutes.”

”So what happens now?” Kai-La said taking a seat on a log. ”Did I break some rules or something?”

”Not at all. You have met the conditions for me to tell you another thing about us. Well, the tribe anyway.”

”Oh do tell,” Kai-La said very interested now. 'This ought to be good. Wait what tribe?”

”An option is before you. You can create life if you turn into a sage of Snake Mountain. It will also put you at odds with Ryuichi cave.” Carn-La said in a serious tone.

”Eh, how so?” Kai-La asked. 'I can't take them on in that world they stay in. Summoning will only work if I sealed them away afterward.'

”The moment you sign a blood pact with them the prophecy will change a little. They will also learn about you wanting to kill one of their own. Giving Orchimaru intel about your existence would not help you. Ya know spies are plenty and whatnot.”

”Not gonna do that. Besides I just want to learn her techniques. The woman herself ticks me off slightly. Don't know why though. There is something unnerving about her.” Kai-La said stroking his knee.

”That is because she is a Sage and you are Kryptonian. Don't think about it too much. It will make your head hurt.” Carn-La moved his hand out and watched a little bird land on it.

Kai-La just shook his head. He became slightly worried about what that entailed but dismissed it. ”Things have gotten weird lately. What's up? When I fought Pakura earlier her body had a weird chakra in it. Whats with Oreo to?”

”You caught that?” Carn-La said looking to the sky. Shaking his head he looked back at Kai-La. ”One of my wives did that. They bolstered her making her stronger and increasing her d.e.s.i.r.es.”

”Why the heck did they do that?” Kai-La asked standing up.

”It is because of my second Divinity. Pandemonium. Pakura....and Oreo both. They are people who should have died already. Someone who is supposed to be dead already touched by divinity, change if they are saved due to divinity. You are a result of divinity so .. you get the picture.” Carn-La said watching Kai-La for any issues. 'He is calm this is good.'

”Because neither of them is dead a new place in history has started. You are right in your thoughts about her dying against that piece of Ten-Tails. She would have died from her injuries afterward with a fight with a Black Zetsu.”

”Oh neat. Wait, I have not seen him around leaf village either Obito. Is something different happening?” Kai-La asked. 'I need to get those seals around the village protecting it from them. I should talk to Danzo and Hiruzen.'

”Yes, I won't say exactly. But your presence is a deterrent. As well as some other things. I enjoy what you did with Danzo. You completely changed his life. But be careful he can still turn back to his old ways. He needs a guiding light so to speak.” Carn-La said more serious than he wanted. Looking at Kai-La thinking he took a seat. Forming a wooden chakra chair to sit in.

”Right. I understand. I will do that.” Kai-La said looking up to the sky. 'The sun is so bright over here. What's with this clearing?'

'Heh if you would have noticed this earlier I would have told you. But no matter. There are other things to discuss.' ”Good. Are you enjoying yourself so far? You look better than before.” Carn-La said getting Kai-La's attention.

”Hmm yes. The twist and turns are exciting. Haven't had anything stress me out yet. Giving into my anger is way more fun than suppressing it. Quite relaxing.” Kai-La said smiling. ”Oh, wait. What happened when I kissed Anko? I didn't get that when I kissed Pakura.”

”Pakura did not have a major qualitative change then. It was too small of an occurrence, however.... Anko. As a person, she changed greatly. Be careful with her. She is like glass right now. As time changes she will gain a stronger presence. So will the others.” Carn-La said. He snapped his fingers when he thought about something else. ”Be careful of your name. It has meaning.”

”Right gotcha. Wait what meaning?”

”Your name. Well, the attachment means to shield from the sky. My name means to shield through bloodshed. My word beginning is abbreviated from Carnage. Your beginning part is a different shield good luck finding its deeper meaning.”

”Ughh that seems troublesome,” Kai-La said. ”So meaningful kisses does things to people? That definitely sounds like something for a God of Fertility.”

”If you think that is something wait till you kiss Hisa. That girl is damn near in love with you already. You changed way too much for to fast already. Good thing you didn't spend time with her like you did Anko. Think she would have killed Pakura and Oreo if she knew what happened. Then again Anko may help her.”

”Hehehe” Kai-La laughed after remembering what happened earlier. ”Wait she isn't like crazy? Is she crazy!?”

”Not at all, its devotion. Kryptonian physiology connects you with people. Combined with your chakra you are going to experience all kinds of different things. Word of caution. Hisa will die for the family outright be careful.”

”Pakura will destroy the whole village if she thinks it will help the family.”

”Anko and Oreo would do anything to escape with the family.”

”Everything you involve yourself will have a touch of my divinity. The good news, it affects others mostly not you. Anyway, it is about time I get going. You should head back it is nightfall.” Carn-La said rising from his chair. ”You should marry them soon. At least the two before the year ends.”

”Um. I will marry the lot of them before the year ends. I need to talk a little more to Oreo about something. I need the sealing techniques she has.” Kai-La said to Carn-La.

”Hmm. What is your plan for the Tailed-Beast? Since they have this alternate story from what you know.”

”I will learn a way to remove them from the hosts. Hopefully, with a sealing technique, I get from Oreo. So far I have a method. Using my cell abilities I will give them a body and see what happens. But that requires everyones cooperation. Using a better sealing technique I will take them out forcefully if I have to. Leaving a small amount of the chakra in the host to help stabilize them. The other majority of the chakra along with there personality I will place in the new body.” Kai-La said seriously. ”I still have some things to work out. I need to visit the Yamanakas as well as Danzo's vault of moves.”

”What about the Sharingan? Or other Genjutsu users.” Carn-La asked. 'I won't tell him his plan will succeed as is. Let's see how he handles this.

”Obviously, I will give them a way to protect against Genjutsu. That way I won't hear any whining about they were under someone's control later if I have to kill them. If they don't want the body I am gonna seal them away. Somewhere far from here.” Kai-La said stretching. ”Diplomacy.... ah.”

”Heh. Goodbye. Oh here. This will allow you to start contract summons. You already have enough knowledge to work it.” Carn-La said. He turned and opened a small dimensional gate.

”Well, thanks,” Kai-La said catching the scroll. ”But that mask. It looks like a hollow mask. Why?”

”Unlike you. I was sent to the Bleach World. No wishes. I earned an ability after my first death though. I was reincarnated the second time with Wolverine's mutant ability. That was awful. Without the adamantium poisoning me. I went crazy and was murdered by a firing squad.” Carn-La said shuddering. ”I still have nightmares every now and then. The third time was much better. Anyway bye.”

With that, the portal closed behind him after he stepped inside.

”Well damn, that bites,” Kai-La said looking at the scroll. He tucked it away into a pocket dimension. Looking around he used his vision and saw Pakura and Oreo had already cleaned the area and had left. ”Time to head home now.”

With that, he jumped into the air then flew to his house. Landing in the back yard he walked around to the front and opened the door. He was greeted to the sight of most of the family sleeping in the living room.

Hisa was asleep in a rocker with TenTen in her l.a.p. Naruto and Anko were laid out on something that looked like a bean bag chair. Pakura slept on the couch with Oreo on the other end.

The only one up was Shura aka Gemini.

”Hey, Shura are you alright?” Kai-La asked quietly. 'She has several small traps set up in the back. None that the children will trigger besides the net capture ones. She has done well. What should I award her with?'

”Yes, I am fine Leader. You arrived in the back yard but came to the front why?” Shura asked.