Chapter 5 - So that is what happened. (1/2)

”So proud of you my boy.” The Fertility God said. ”You found not one but three women to marry you. That's a good start for the first day. Well getting them to agree anyway.”

”Um, Thanks. I think.” Kai-La said plainly. It took him a few moments to gather his thoughts together.

”You look well enough mentally.”

”Wait a minute. Why did you make me a Senju and Uzumaki descendant?” Kai-La couldn't help asking to the other man's wonder.

”For several reasons. Remember how you chose to be a Kryptonian?” The Fertility God asked. Seeing Kai-La shake his head no he continued. The strength of your body will be attributed to the Senju. Mostly the muscle strength and durability as chakra control. Mostly density. The longevity will be attributed to the Uzumaki as well as the vast chakra reserves. If anyone asks you, there you go.”

”Ah, that makes some sense. Good looking out.” Kai-La said as a smile formed on his lips.

”I think I did ok considering the timetable. You should have made more wishes that were harder. My wife refilled my energy as soon as we made up. Oh by the way she is pregnant thanks for that. Glad she agreed to have another child during our alone time.” The Fertility God said off handily. But one could tell he was ecstatic at a glance.

Shock was not the word to describe Kai-La right now. More like baffled or befuddled would fit.

'Here I thought what I wished for was busted already. Silly me' Breaking from his thoughts he addresses the Fertility God again. ”Well, thanks for that. So what's going on now?”

”Checking on your full transition to this life. Any problems or any questions for that matter?” The Fertility God asked clarifying. ”Dying is usually a shock to a lot of people.”

In Kai-La's mind, he could just imagine the God, just relaxing right now. Most likely with that pissed off wife from earlier. Then in a moment, he could actually see the Fertility God. How he didn't know. He just chalked it up to the Fertility God making it easier to communicate.

He was right with his thoughts. The Fertility God and his wife were in some cozy looking chair resting. Well, the woman was resting. The Fertility God was looking at him waiting for a response.

”Now that you mention it, there is a little fuzzy going on upstairs. In my head I mean. Anyway, what's the deal with my background? The mask and everything. My body is perfect thanks for that.” Kai-La said cautiously. Complaining might get him killed. But it needed to be asked since he had a little memory loss. 'Oh yeah, I died from a cardiac arrest. That was quite painful. But what else happened something about a hand or was it two hands?'

”Oh, that is normal considering what happened. So the Uzumaki Warlord title. I took a part of your soul when we first met. Customary check first to see if you fit with what I needed to do. If you didn't, I would have sent you onto one of the afterlives.” The Fertility God stopped Kai-La before he started. ”Before you get rowdy it was to help with your new life. I sent it to the Uzu nation in the past.” The fertility God said stoically.

”But why?” Kai-La asked. Settling back in bed he pondered on that choice. 'It had to be for a good reason.'

Pakura nestled back onto his arm. She didn't like him moving away. Grabbing on tighter she settled back in.

”For the purpose and the intent of having your feelings and d.e.s.i.r.es for the world and place to feel natural. Since a part of you lived and grew up there with your knowledge of your other life it would make your emotions more real. Since well they are. ” The Fertility God said.

”But what if I would have died in the massacre?” Kai-La asked. 'That would be quite a waste for the Fertility God's troubles, wouldn't it?'

”I used my power to never allow you to die. Mortally wounded and maimed sure. But not be able to die. In this way, it created a viable name for you on the battlefield and explain some of your battle prowess. Shock and awe when people see the Uzumaki Warlord. What I didn't change was the destruction of Uzu itself. ”The Fertility God said grimly.

”So important stuff had to happen. But you can change it after key things happen? I take it Naruto's birth and having the Nine-Tails implanted in him.” Kai-La said trying to understand.

The God of Fertility just waved his hand sideways. ”World plot is tricky. For every key moment, we allow taking place. The more we can change but... now that you are here, things have solidified into a new world and path. But do not worry about that for now. Let's get back to you.” Kai-La nodded and he continued.

”It happened before the core of the world started. Don't ask! Anyway, before you reincarnated to this world combining your soul with the other took time. I delivered a scroll to the Hokage from Spirit World in disguise mind you. Turning into a giant ape was fun. As a higher authority than his contracted Summons, I left it to him. I needed to get you to that meeting. All the bell's and whistles were applied to the scroll to make sure it was authentic.” The Fertility God said. He stopped to eat a gr.a.p.e. After eating it he grabbed an apple and started to peel it.

”I see.”

”As for the contents, it showed the signature of the First Kage of the Leaf village as well as the First of the Whirpool. The contents also contained who your parents were. Your father was an Elder of the Senju clan before it formed the Leaf village with others.” The Fertility God started to cut it after peeling it.

”But wait, wouldn't they be old....like hella old?” Kai-La asked shocked.

Shaking his head yes the Fertility God answered with a smile. ”Yes. Your father in the clan was older than the First Kage's father. Your mother was older than the first of the Whirpool's as well. You were conceived and raised in the Whirpool village once it was founded obviously. All records will point towards your birth as set up for war. Aa product of trust having been broken. Even records to ill.u.s.trate back to the 10 Tails walking the Earth. Or rampaging that the people called it.”

”Man I think you may have done a little overkill. I thought I was supposed to be able to relax.” Kai-La said with a frown.

”Hahaha, you will.” The Fertility God laughed. This caused the woman next to him to stir awake. He handed her a cut apple that she placed in her mouth. Chewing it she went right back to sleep.

”I inserted a prophecy to show a child will be conceived to end a war. He will be accompanied by blood and death and leave life and prosperity in his wake. It reads that this will start after a fall of a nation. But it doesn't say which one. Or hints to any really. The Whirlpool village fit that to a T. The natural events that took place after will fit as well. This also allowed the World to help even more so to solidify your existence.”

”Holy f.u.c.k.i.n.g shit. This fills Extra you know.” Kai-La said beside himself. ”But the suit was nice.”

”The suit was basically to make you comfortable. Even when your soul was here you weren't comfortable with the clothes here. Your soul started to gain strength as you fought and grew attached to this world naturally. I did not expect that, but that is not part of my domain. Just Fertility and some other things. Your soul combining with its main half again your traits and mannerisms would take back full control. But it doesn't seem like it matter so there's that.”