369 Its the Game Producers Faul (1/2)
Evelynn didn't expect to be in such a situation.
She also didn't expect to be surrounded by a group of Goblins, Gnomes, and Houndhead Men to come up with a plan.
”According to my skirt-chasing experience, if Sherlie's not a fool, with Evelynn's figure and appearance, any dress can be a killer!”
”Get lost, you trash. If any dress makes the cut, why would we go through all the trouble?”
”The important thing isn't the dress. Isn't it the conversation? Though appearance is crucial, with Evelynn's killer looks, a dress is only a bonus. If she cleans her face, I feel Sherlie won't be single after tomorrow night.”
”Sherlie is already with Brainiac. What do you mean by single?”
Evelynn was confused by the incessant chattering of the gamers.
But some of them were serious in helping Evelynn for their Strange Encounter Mission.
Two Goblins were using tape measures to obtain Evelynn's measurements. Due to the difference in height, they had to stand on chairs and tables that were stacked together.
From the content of the gamers' chat, these Goblins were dual dressmakers both in the game and outside of the game. They were supposedly designers for a private fashion label.
Though Evelynn didn't understand what they meant by inside and outside the game, seeing their proficiency, Evelynn trusted them.
Before making the dress, they asked Evelynn some questions.
”Do you have a favorite color?”
”Er… no.”
”Is there any color that you don't like?”
”Yellow. I don't like yellow.”
”What about style? Do you know what style Sherlie likes?”
”That, Sherlie is…”
”Lord Sherlock.”
”Not very sure. Lord Sherlock has been dressed as a gentleman, and you should be addressing him as Lord Sherlock, not Sherlie.”
”I understand.”
”Perhaps he prefers the virtuous lady style?”
”Hmm, that's likely. How about adding a bit of the girl next door style? Sherlie looks younger than Evelynn.”
”Younger?”
Both Goblins discussed Evelynn's age without restraint. How dare they alluded that Evelynn was older. She had just graduated, whereas Sherlock was a Dungeon Lord.
They didn't offer a chance for Evelynn to explain. After taking the measurements, they proceeded to Winterfell to make the dress, as Eternal Kingdom didn't have Magical Sewing Machines.
Besides the dress, the gamers also offered other suggestions for the date.
”You have to know dating etiquette. As a lady, I have to remind you of certain things.”
”Have to be late for a date? No, no, no, it's no longer in vogue! The girl must be intelligent and present her good points. What does a guy like in a girl? Bring her out to show off! That's why you have to doll yourself up and attract the attention of everyone. When Sherlie arrives, present your best angle. Then he will overhear the passersby's compliments of you…”
”Wah! She's beautiful. Is she waiting for someone?”
”Waiting for her boyfriend? Oh my god, I'm so envious!”
”That's frustrating! Why don't I have such a girlfriend?”
”I want to have such a girlfriend! I'm willing to do anything!”
”That's right! This kind of conversation. Sherlie will feel proud and become your slave!”
”Gosh! That's how it works! That's the reason Arthur Bro didn't propose to me!”
”Oh? Sister Vanas? Did you skip too many steps?”
The gamers were having a fun time, while Evelynn was in a state of confusion.
There wasn't much time since her date was tomorrow.
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