352 Hey? Is That Customer Service? (2/2)
”Shake it baby!”
”Yeah baby!”
At this moment, a minimized webpage emitted beeping sounds.
Eggface mumbled to himself and stopped his computer game, then switched to the webpage.
A chat window popped out, and on the right side of the chat window were two chat names:
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001]
The name below was [Winter Lord Overseer].
[Winter Lord Overseer: Is anyone around? Customer service?]
Eggface took out a piece of paper, which was full of customer service responses. He searched through and copied the relevant parts.
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Yes, dearest. How can I help you?]
[Winter Lord Overseer: Gosh! There's customer service! Are you faking it?]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Dearest, I am new to the job. How can I help you?]
[Winter Lord Overseer: Ah, it's nothing much. I just wanted to check out the customer service. I'm surprised. I tried it out, and it's for real. Will you be annoyed since you're the only representative?]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: No, dearest, I'm now doing on-the-job-training, so I only work one hour per day.]
[Winter Lord Overseer: Ah, I see…]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: If there's nothing else, I will end the chat. If there are any problems, look for me again, dearest. (づ̄ 3 ̄)づ]
Eggface closed the chat window in disdain, but just as he was about to resume his computer game, another series of beeping sounds were heard. Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click for visiting.
Eggface switched to the chat window. It was another person.
[Dragon Raja No.1: Ai? Gosh, customer service?]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Yes, dearest. How can I help you?]
[Dragon Raja No.1: Ah, it's nothing. I didn't manage to defeat the Ogres. Is there a new Ogre Plot? Can you provide some equipment?]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Dearest, Ogres are a high-level race that produces good quality equipment. Please work harder to defeat the Ogres and obtain their equipment~]
[Dragon Raja No.1: No, I just said that I can't defeat the Ogres!]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Then go and get better equipment!]
[Dragon Raja No.1: I have to defeat the Ogres to obtain good equipment!]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Then go and defeat the Ogres!]
[Dragon Raja No.1: I can't defeat the Ogres!]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Are you fooling me, dearest? I am ending the chat. Please clear your head before coming back. (〃'▽'〃)]
”Who was that? Was that intentional?”
Eggface muttered to himself, feeling that it was impossible to understand. Right as he was about to resume his computer game, the chat window indicated a new chat.
[Noon: Wah! There's customer service!]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: (づ̄3 ̄)づ Dearest, how can I help you?]
[Noon: Are you a little woman?]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Please do not ask questions unrelated to the game, dearest!]
[Noon: Your reaction indicates that you're a woman! I love you, little woman!]
[”Dungeon” Customer Service 001: Dearest, if you are harassing me, I will end the chat.]
[Noon: Miss! Miss!]
Eggface ended the chat decisively.
What was that about? Were they that free? Why were they not playing games? Was chatting fun?
Eggface was unable to understand. As he was about to resume his computer game, the beeping sounds were heard.
Eggface shut off the computer and pushed the keyboard away. Tears welled up as he walked angrily to the nest at the corner, and he snorted indignantly and cried.
”Ooo, ooo, ooo…”