70 Why Did Your Mum Let You Eat? (1/2)
Sherlock was stunned by the little hearts on the letter. Bru asked, ”Lord Sherlock, is that your suitor?”
”I didn't know there were such things. Perhaps when I went to the Dungeon Lord Experience Sharing Conference, someone was smitten by me and obtained my address before sending me this letter.”
Sherlock smiled as he lifted the letter and tore it open. He took out the contents.
”[Winterfell Season Discount Information]
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The Don't Have the Most Expensive Stuff Blacksmith Shop's latest discount. Are you fretting over back pain, headaches, and leg cramps? The Don't Have the Most Expensive Stuff Blacksmith Shop is selling the latest massage chair, head mallet, nail board back support, and broken leg pedal. As long as you try it, all your woes will be gone! Purchase now, only 998!
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Winterfell provides the best season discount information. If you wish to request a refund, please proceed to the Winterfell Merchandise Section to queue up for the form. After filling up the form, queue up again for processing. The current queue number is 98548551.”
Sherlock held the letter in a daze and remained silent for a long time.
”Tsk, after I was abandoned for 10,000 years, these trash advertisement letters became popular in the Underworld again? And the refund process is that troublesome, is that intentional?” Bru said in a jovial tone, but Sherlock did not respond.
He was reading a piece of news on the discount pamphlet.
”Northern Underworld Dungeon Sale Section Advertisement. Are you fretting about Dungeon Core leveling? Troubled about how to spend your money? Come to Northern Underworld Dungeon Sale Section. We'll empty your gold vault in a second! Shocking sale price! If you register now, the original 20,000,000 Magic Stones Dungeon Core used for leveling will only cost 19,999,999 Magic Stones! A discount of one Magic Stone! For more details, please send your inquiry letter to the Dungeon Sale Section. The address is Winterfell, Beyond Expensive District, Paupers Avoid Street, No. 888 Northern Underworld Dungeon Sale Section Winterfell branch.”
Sherlock examined it for a while and then sat back as his eyes became dull. He muttered, ”Price increase again…”
Bru was silent for a while and said with empathy, ”Take it easy Lord Sherlock. Though I'm unable to level up, at least you have your own Dungeon. Take a look at those merry Goblins. In their otherworld, they can only afford a toilet after working their entire lives, and they would still owe the bank interest. Ah, five gamers perished. Five hundred Magic Stones will be transferred to your account, won't they?”
Five Teleport Portals appeared outside, and five Goblins walked out.
The gamers outside immediately surrounded them, as they were the gamers who explored the Instance Dungeon. Since they came back this way, they had perished in the Instance Dungeon. The others were curious about the difficulty level of the Instance Dungeon.
Sherlock glanced at the excited gamers and sat back in his chair as he picked up the letter and continued reading. Besides the discount information, there was another letter and information pamphlet.
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”The FeelAtHome Magical Item Shop? Lord Sherlock, perhaps it was the shop that you sold the Ancient Ruin Key to?” Bru asked curiously.