280 Why Didnst They Just Masturbate? (1/2)
Good things happen to good people, and bad things happen to bad people.
Ye Shuang picked up her prize, a Yan Si. When she walked out the corridor with a dark face, almost all the reporters tossed pitiful glances toward Yan Si, and then they gave admiration to the female warrior. Back then, Yan Si had been chased out of the country due to a scandal, but today, the situation had been turned around. The perpetrator from back then had now become the victim.
Due to Ye Shuang's overwhelming combat ability, the reporters decided to respect her privacy. They were definitely not afraid of Ye Shuang accidentally injuring them like how she managed to crumble the iron lock into scrap metal, definitely not! They did not hound them mainly because they felt pity for Yan Si…
Ye Shuang did not even need to use the racing plan. In actuality, the plan would not have worked with the traffic condition in Shanghai. She hauled the man out without meeting any obstacles. Even the wild dogs on the street were scared and ran about ten meters away, much less the people.
Yan Si was tossed by Ye Shuang into the passenger seat. In his current condition, having a seatbelt to stabilize him was better than letting him bounce around in the backseat. Ye Shuang drove the car out of the building and glanced at the rear-view mirror. Then she called Luo Mingxin. ”You can come out now. I think they have already left the place.”
Even if there were a few stragglers, in their current mood, they would not have noticed Luo Mingxin. Furthermore, the latter's ability to avoid the paparazzi was no joke.
”Thank you.” Luo Mingxin's voice that sounded like he was holding in his laughter came from the phone. ”But I'm surprised I was able to witness such a powerful scene. Xiao Shuang, you sure are powerful. Are you a hidden martial arts master?”
”Are you saying that I should have dragged it longer at the door and used my intellect instead of strength to lure the man out?”
This man had definitely heard Yan Si's last scream for mercy! Just how desperate must she have been to force the man to do something like that? What was wrong with the brains of these people‽
Luo Mingxin finally could not hold in his laughter anymore. ”Those in the business must depend on their creativity. You have a habit of reading the newspaper, so you know how much they could create a story from the pictures. Okay then, I still need to go shoot the promo posters for the new movie. The film crew has been waiting for me for a long time already, so I'll talk to you later.”
”Oh, I heard from others that the movie was some kind of wuxia movie? These scriptwriters sure are boring. Would it kill them to write about something more realistic?” Ye Shuang complained casually.
”Flying and inner cores might be exaggerations, but Qi has scientific validity.”
”That's not what I meant,” Ye Shuang replied. ”I mean plots like jumping down the cliff to get a martial arts book or eating an aphrodisiac when trapped inside a room with a woman. Fine, perhaps some martial arts masters could have been so bored that they would bury their secrets in a ravine, but I don't believe those young masters couldn't have just masturbated instead of forcing themselves on a woman…”
Luo Mingxin confirmed that he indeed did not share any common sense with this girl.
After toying with Luo Mingxin, she hung up after a few more words. Yan Si was initially confused when he heard their conversation, but eventually, he caught up to the reality and widened his eyes in surprise. ”You hauled me out to distract the paparazzi? You had a small celebrity hiding in your house earlier?”
He is a big celebrity! Ye Shuang easily brushed it over. ”Yes, I do know a few people from the entertainment industry. He came today to hand me an invitation to a fashion show. Who would have thought that he'd so unluckily be blocked by the reporters that came to find you?”
”Humph! So you're also the type of woman who would fall for the sweet words of those pretty faces,” Yan Si mocked.
”Of course, why do you think I'm so harsh to you?” Ye Shuang answered.
Thus, after Luo Mingxin, Yan Si also realized that he could not communicate happily with this girl.
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Even though her main purpose was to borrow Yan Si to distract the reporters, since the man had been hauled out and did serve his purpose, Ye Shuang decided to treat the man to a meal. Considering that he had to be careful with his diet due to his wound, Ye Shuang believed that outside food was not that safe. Either they had too many additives, or they would be too spicy. Therefore, out of consideration for the patient, Ye Shuang decided to go for dinner at a friend's place.
The target was Mo Xiao Xia's apartment.
”Huh, Sister Shuang, welcome.”
When Mo Xiao Xia opened the door, she was happy, but the man who was another wounded patient in her living room was not that pleasantly surprised. Ye Shuang did not have any guilt from disturbing the man. She led Yan Si into the room naturally and raised her hand to greet them. ”Hi, I'm surprised that Mr. Lin is here as well… Since you're an invalid and the person I brought with me is also invalid, this is such a coincidence.”