42 My King! Something happened! (2/2)
”One report! My King, it's not good, a goblin was caught by a monkey!” Then a yelling came from outside the cave, and a little goblin ran from outside the cave, shouting while running.
His thinking was interrupted, Black Bear screamed angrily, ”What is it?”
The little goblin shivered and slumped on his knees and said, ”Master, it's not good, a goblin has been taken away by a monkey! What I said is true, I didn't know where the monkey came from, he grabbed one of our brothers and ran away! ”
Black Bear muddled in a rhythmical way, it takes a while to recovered: ”You said a monkey caught a goblin? Damn, where is the monkey? Such arrogant ... what the hell, no, the monkey can catch my goblin and run? What does the monkey look like? ”
The little goblin hurriedly said, ”he has a hairy face like Thunderchief (ps: he is the Chinese Thunder God, who has a sharp face, holding a hammer. Of course, he is not as handsome as Thor.), his eyes are golden, the thief looks cool!”
Black Bear: what the hell, wouldn't the monkey be Sun Wukong? What is wrong with him? why catch a little goblin?
”let's go, I will figure out what is going on here!” Black Bear stood up and said, giving up his plan, on account of a fact his brain hurts!
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”Master, you want a little goblin, I'll get one for you!” Sun Wukong appeared beside Monk Tang, and threw a goblin with a goat's head to the ground, saying so.
”Brother Monkey, hello!” Little White Dragon said when Sun Wukong appeared.
”Well? Bro, you are awake! How about the seal on your body? how much have the seal been broken?” Hearing his voice, Sun Wukong asked.
Little White Dragon: ”...”
Sun Wukong: ”...” what the hell, are you going to break the seal again? Then don't you fucking talk to me, silly! I almost believe you succeed to break it down.
Monk Tang, instead of having a conservation with the two, is holding the monk spade and tapping the goat goblin's head gently! But after several hits, the goat goblin didn't mean to wake up, Monk Tang asked: ”Wukong, have you already beat him to death, right?”
Hearing his voice, Sun Wukong replied, ”No, it was just that I told him I was the Monkey King and then he fainted!”
Monk Tang: ”...” what the hell, such a timid goblin.
Monk Tang glanced at Goat Goblin again, and immediately he was happy. Because this guy turned out to pretend to be in a coma. No wonder he never wakes up!
There is a saying that you will never wake up a person who pretends to sleep and likewise, you will never have to wake up a goblin, who pretends to be haunted.
Monk Tang blinked, an idea occurred in his mind, ”Wukong, I'm hungry!”
Sun Wukong muddled: ”What?” What do you mean, what do you mean? How could you suddenly become hungry?
Monk Tang patted his forehead, and there is a generation gap between the people who have lived for thousands of years, but fortunately, Sun Wukong, as a monkey, is a smart creature. Monk Tang glanced at the goat goblin, although Wukong still does not understand the specific Meaning of Monk Tang, he still following the intention of Monk Tang: ”Master, if you are hungry, kill this Goat Goblin and eat him!”
Goat Goblin, who was motionless, shook violently at this moment, but still pretended to be dizzy.
Monk Tang heard it, nodded its head, and said in his heart that the numb one could be taught, but his mouth opened: ”Okay, mutton skewers I cooked are delicious. I just took a look at this Goat Goblin. The meat is absolutely delicious and a good ingredient.” What the hell, why I drooled while talking. Ah~~~I really want to eat.