C29 (1/2)
Even from far away, Yun Fan could smell a fragrance.
Seeing that no one was around, Yun Fan sneaked into the kitchen, rummaged through the cabinets, took off the lid of the wok and looked inside to see what was inside.
”Haha, this wave is good enough.”
To cultivators, food was usually useless. They all ate elixirs and elixirs that contained a large amount of spiritual energy, so they did not need to eat.
Yun Fan had also been cultivating in his previous life, and based on the time he had spent on calculations, he had not eaten these things for a thousand years.
Without a second word, he started to leave. Taoist Donglin looked like he had no choice but to gobble it down, ”In any case, you're still a Heavenly Monarch, and with just a few lousy pig's feet, you lost your demeanor. What a disgrace.”
He only heard Yun Fan say, ”I would rather die than be a hungry ghost.” Seeing this, this old man started to drool, but his saliva was formed from spirit energy, so he forcefully swallowed it back down.
Kid, hurry up and find me a body. I want to be a human myself. I also want to eat the delicacies of this world.” You are a Celestial Lord, and are at a higher level than me. You are so shameless, do you think I have any more shame? No.
Yun Fan was almost laughed to death when he heard this. The Infinite Sect Sect Leader, who was originally not at the end of his rope, actually cared so much about his shoulders and legs. This old man must have been born a hungry ghost in his previous life, or was even a big fatty when he was alive, hahaha.
Outside the kitchen.
A woman was hiding behind a meat mountain, peeking out to observe the kitchen.
”Senior?” He's in there, I heard it, there's a noise inside, it must be those guys down there stealing food again. ” Su Meier said snappily.
The fatty shook the fat on his body, patted his chest and said to Su Meier, ”It's fine, Mei Er. With Senior Brother here, I'll support you.”
Even though he was shouting and fighting, in his heart, he was thinking, Gu Hai is so good, he came to steal food, and he didn't even ask me to go with him. Mei Er's culinary skills are unparalleled, all of it was digested by that brat, he will definitely give her a good beating later.
”Senior, what are you thinking about?” Su Meier was suspicious.
Ah!” ”Nothing, just look at senior brother, senior brother scared him out.” He then told Su Mei Er to stand far away from him. The fatty took a deep breath. With the strength of a Spirit Apostle, Su Mei could only look up at him as his body grew larger.
”Senior Brother, you've become so big.”
Hearing Su Meier's praise, Kuang Yong was a little proud, ”Junior Sister, I can still become bigger — —”
A head was already the size of a kitchen. Through the window, he suddenly roared out into the room, the wind whistled, and Su Meier could only grab onto the bottom of his pants, barely able to prevent herself from being blown away.
”What's going on? Is there no one here? ” But there was no movement.
Kuang Yong tilted his head and used his large lantern eyes to observe the situation inside, and when he saw Yun Fan eating the chicken leg, he immediately felt the hairs on his back standing up, and his huge eyeballs moved up and down like a curtain, he could not help but throw away the chicken leg and hit out with his fist, ”Ghost!”
Kuang Yong was in so much pain that he was like a deflated ball that was thrown back to his original form by Yun Fan's punch. His mountain-like body rolled on the ground as tears continued to flow out.
”Senior brother, senior brother, are you alright?” Su Meier asked with concern.
”Gu Hai, you are really vicious, I want to fight you to the death.” Just as Kuang Yong was about to get up and fight with Yun Fan, Yun Fan walked out from inside. He heard the miserable cries coming from outside and thought to himself, it's a person.
Yun Fan still had half a chicken leg in his hand, and upon seeing that it was not Gu Hai, the anger of the senior and junior brothers grew even stronger, ”Where did this little thief come from?
The two of them looked angrily at Yun Fan. Yun Fan looked at Kuang Yong who was beaten into a panda by him and felt a little awkward. When he looked at Su Meier again, the beauty stared at Yun Fan but couldn't say anything.
Yun Fan saw the two of them moving around like this, as though they were discussing how to deal with him.
Su Meier smiled sweetly, and thought, this person is unlike the rest of the arrogant people in the army camp, who are actually a good person.
He supported her Senior Brother up. Seeing that Yun Fan was unable to resist Su Meier's gaze, Kuang Yong said softly, ”Junior Sister, this brat is afraid of you. You must help my Senior Brother cut him up. Kuang Yong turned his head to the side, showing his his face, which was completely covered in flesh, to Su Meier so that she could see his injuries.
Su Meier's face turned slightly red, and said softly, ”Who told you to continue attacking without clearly seeing the person.”
Su Meier turned her head and thought to herself, Yun Fan still had a chicken leg in his mouth, and the grease on the corner of his mouth had not been wiped away, causing Su Meier to cover her face and laugh.
She does not have Ling Yuxia's and Liu Yan's peerless beauty, but she is also a rare beauty. She gave a slight smile that made people feel that she was simple and naive, unable to give birth to assassins, as if she was a beauty that they met by chance in a paradise. Your eyes only have calmness, a beauty that is untainted by worldly beauty.